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4th-Jul-2011 08:53 pm - jerseycam on livejournal
Mythbusters
for those who don't go to the JerseyCam website, I thought I'd eliminate the middle man. The larger versions can be seen at JerseyCam.

21st-Nov-2009 09:15 pm - RoofCoffeeCup Glossary
Captain Obvious
So in order to shorten my tweets for RoofCoffeeCup, I thought I should make some standard abbreviations to use instead of writing them all out, and also define what they mean. This list will be updated if a better description is suggested, or something missing needs to be added. Also, when tweeting reactions, please add the "#RoofCoffeeCup" hashtag, so that everyone can find the tweets by doing a simple search, like this. I tweet the trip to and from work by themselves, but if I go out somewhere, I only tweet once.


Honk: Well, just what it says. It's when someone honks their horn to let you know. If someone uses a truck air horn or a firetruck horn, you can list that separately. I also usually only count each car that honks, not the number of honks. So if one car honks three times, I only count it as one "honk".

Point: This is when someone points at the cup, either at yours or at the roof of theirs from inside. This is not the same as the...

Mime: The mime is when someone goes through the motion of putting a imaginary and/or a real cup on their own roof. If they hold up a coffee cup in their own car, that ALSO counts as a mime, but I call it a "Full" Mime.

Stare: A stare is when anyone just stares as you go by either in a car's passenger seat or on the side of the road, but doesn't tell you.

Wave: A wave is when a driver, passenger, or pedestrian waves their arm(s) to let you know.

Flash: No, a flash is not when someone lifts their shirt at you. It's when someone flashes their car headlights at you.

Yell: A yell is when someone just yells at/to you. You can break this down, if you want, to what they yell, like Yo! or Hey! or Sir!.

Tell: A tell is when someone tells you about the coffee. This can happen while driving or be done by a pedestrian. However, if someone in another car tells you while you are at a stop light, it becomes a...

Stop-Light-Tell(SLT): A Stop Light Tell is when another driver tells you about the coffee while at a stop light. However, if in the process of telling you at a stop light, it becomes a...

Stop Light Get Out(SLGO): This is when someone gets out of their car physically. It can be either just opening the door, all the way to walking up to your door/window. The only step higher than this is a...

Stop Light Take Off(SLTO): This is when either a pedestrian or other driver attempts to take the cup off. I usually stop them by this time, thank them, and hand them a card so they can follow the cup online.

Someone Taking Your Picture or Video(Cam): Cam covers anyone you see taking your photo or video with a cell phone or camera. You'll sometimes catch people out of the corner of your eye or see a flash.

Double Take(2x Take): This is when someone looks at you, then looks again, almost like that can't believe it and have to check again.

Along-Side-Rider(ASR): An Along-Side-Rider is someone who either speeds up or slows down and pulls even with you. I usually only count someone as an ASR when they stay with me for at least a half mile/30 seconds.

Stop In Road(SIR): A Stop In Road is when someone stops in the road, and won't let you pass.



Most of these can be used with descriptors for notable events, like "Cute girl w/Cam" or "Cop on side of road point". Sometimes, a few can happen at once and each action should be counted. If someone pulls along side you while driving, honks, points at your roof, and tells you that "there's a coffee on you roof", that would be 1 ASR, 1 honk, 1 point, and 1 tell. Others can "escalate", i.e. a yell can progress to a tell, so in the end it's a tell. If someone does a SLT(Stop Light Tell), then gets out, then I count it as a SLGO(Stop Light Get Out).

If anyone thinks I missed something, or has something to add, please add a comment below.
21st-Nov-2009 12:05 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 10:45 Almost at work! maps.google.com/?q=40.6342%2C-74.2683 #
  • 11:45 13 honks,1 flash,1 whistle,4 tells,5 points,7 Along-Side-Riders,1 Stop Light Tell,1 Stop Light Get Out,2 2xTakes & 1 stare. #RoofCoffeeCup #
  • 12:26 Just sent a reply to the nice reporter who wants to do a piece on me! #
  • 17:02 Sitting next to @GitEmSteveDave waiting to do an interview, so I'll be delayed getting on the road tonight. #
  • 18:32 OK, interview over. very nervous, but thought it went well. Time to hit the open road. Kinda late, but lets hope people are awake! #
  • 20:00 1 flash, 3 honks, and 1 yell. #RoofCoffeeCup #
  • 21:03 ZOMG, My story is growing! bit.ly/6RWj74 #
  • 21:08 ZOMG, another one! bit.ly/8bPMnK #
  • 21:09 And again! bit.ly/92RxCY #
  • 21:11 WOW! bit.ly/89iiBe everyone seems to be talking about me! I'm so embarrassed! #
  • 21:26 Uh, does anyone speak French? bit.ly/8wtXji #
3rd-Nov-2009 10:35 pm - Roof Coffee Cup
Mythbusters
So what IS the Roof Coffee Cup?

Well, after reading an article by the smart and VERY attractive Rosa Golijan about a study in which a researcher sent a student dressed as a clown around a college campus, then asked cellphone users if they noticed anything unusual, I got an idea.

In the study, the cellphone users were less than half as likely to have noticed the clown on the unicycle. So, if they were oblivious to this:

how would drivers, who should not be on cellphones because they are distracting, react to seeing something unusual, i.e. a coffee cup on someone's car roof?

On the advice of OMG!Ponies!, I started with a discarded Starbucks coffee cup, complete with the cup condom. I cleaned the cup, dried it, and then applied a few coats of lacquer. After it dried, I hot glued the holder onto the outside, added some paper to the inside to give it a little reinforcement, then glued the lid on. To keep it attached to my car, I took three magnets from some hard drives, and glued them to a piece of round plastic, which was glued lightly to the cup. In theory, the cup should come off before the magnets do:

Lastly, I added some electric tape to the bottom to stop it from scratching my car and also giving it some grip to prevent sliding.

What I ended up with was a realistic looking coffee cup that will stay stuck to my roof at highway speeds. Which, honestly, is one of the things that makes me laugh the most. I can take a turn at 15-20 mph and the cup won't move, and people will still think it's going to fall off. What's even funnier is that you think people would back off when they think a cup might fall off your roof. But they don't, they usually speed up and tailgate me. But that isn't the only reaction I get.

There are a few main reactions I get. You have your "alongside riders", which are people who pull even with you while driving, and try to signal you. You have your honkers, who usually just honk. You have wavers, yellers, pointers, light flashers, and even the "imitators", who mime that there is a coffee on your roof by pretending to put one on theirs. The top people are the "retrievers". These are the people who at a stop light get out of their car and try to take the cup off the roof. Most people as soon as they try to take it off, realize it's stuck to the roof and laugh. Some actually take it off and don't realize it has no coffee in it.

But to be honest, as of yet, I have yet to see someone with a cellphone or texting notice the cup on my roof. This includes a person on a corner, waiting for a green light, talking on a cellphone, and didn't notice the cup literally three feet in front of her IN her line of sight.

So THAT is the roof coffee cup. It has it's own Twitter hash tag, and now it's own Twitter account: http://twitter.com/RoofCoffeeCup. There's discussion about installing a camera in the cup to get peoples reactions, but that costs money, so it's a dream right now.
1st-Oct-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 09:06 @Distortedview Here's some hoodies for you Tim. bit.ly/Vcnqn #
  • 09:07 @ra2daj Not without the spell check correcting it. #
  • 10:47 @consumerchris I need to reregister all my domains. I'll be happy if you share the results of your search. #
  • 12:44 @EBone how does he repel bats? #
  • 13:01 @catastrophegirl IIRC, they only grow in one place in FL, right? #
  • 13:22 Everyone following my saga, I reset my Windows Socks Catalog, and I am online and downloading updates for MS right now, including SP3 #
  • 13:22 @catastrophegirl I meant that the Datil peppers only grew in this one portion of FL. IIRC, they had a product called "Datil do it" sauce. #
  • 13:44 @lnorthrup Look up car alarm places. They usually do audio as well. IIRC, MacAddict/MacLife had a article on how-to. #
  • 13:50 @catastrophegirl bit.ly/143qcS #
  • 13:51 @JohnPoveromo At least you have a place to recover for your hernia. #
  • 14:07 @consumerchris bit.ly/X7My7 #
  • 14:41 @infmom I use bag balm at night, but I wake up with cat hair stuck to my eye lids in the morning. #
  • 14:45 @jrsydevils was a lot of trial and error, mostly error. #
  • 14:48 @jrsydevils I tried a million things to get it online, but once it was, everything was cool and smooth. #
  • 14:57 @jrsydevils It took me like 7 months to paint my case, then transfer my computer over to it. #
  • 15:04 @jrsydevils The painting is what held me up: bit.ly/pWV68 #
  • 16:40 @92BuickLeSabre My gout is starting to throb thinking about all you can eat shellfish. #
  • 17:36 It's all grown up now,so I need to let it explore the Internet on it's own.If you see him, leave a link in the comments. bit.ly/JagvG #
  • 18:08 Does anyone know if I jailbreak the Splurge, can I jailbreak it DOWN to 3.0 and is jailbreaking reversible? #
  • 18:10 If there is an easy guide to jailbreaking a 2nd Gen iPod Touch and it can be reversed, send me a reply please. #
  • 20:23 @Distortedview congrats Tom. You know what would make him feel better? Dragon lube. I want to see Mom & Dad figure out what it is. #
  • 20:24 @GitEmSteveDave Damn small keypad on my Splurge. I need a stylus! #
  • 20:26 @catastrophegirl how much do your nipples need to bleed to be a emergency? bit.ly/3JV4b8 #
  • 21:13 @Tawnie I did. still in the mail] #
  • 21:42 @appletoad Uh oh, I did go to 3.1 #
  • 21:46 @OMG_Ponies I also used to keep 2 boxes of roofing nails in the center console to throw out my sunroof if I got followed again. #
  • 21:48 OK, I'm only slightly loving the country outfits more than the cheerleading outfits. Is that a role playing thing, or just the outfit/girl? #
  • 21:51 OK, fixed my license plate holder, put my fan jerky on the fan, got a Confuckered PC working, and I think I'm forgetting something. #
  • 21:52 @92BuickLeSabre I want someone who can do a "Broken Cowboy". #
  • 21:57 @OMG_Ponies I pulled over & waited with a tool booth attendant until She called the SP & gave me "permission" to do 105 in the Nissan. #
  • 21:58 OK Glee, where did you find a fitted shirt for someone you didn't know would be there until 5 minutes ago? #
30th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 00:09 @Distortedview one good thing about cats is they wash dishes for you. #
  • 00:32 @infmom death from above!! #
  • 11:18 @blam is it Jesus's iron bar in your leg. #
  • 11:30 @OMG_Ponies My laptop bag is cooler. It has a bottle opener. #
  • 11:31 Why I hate Microsoft:I removed a CD-RW drive from my system & now Office refuses to start because I made "significant changes" to my comp. #
  • 11:33 @thelinziest The same thing happened with me and Tennis. I once understood for about 15 minutes how it was scored, then lost it. #
  • 11:50 @infmom Have you ever seen a catgoyle? bit.ly/jkEyj #
  • 11:53 @infmom No, extremely dumb cat who doesn't understand grab-ity. #
  • 12:05 YAY! Maps on the Splurge finally knows where I am when I'm home. Good thing I registered my MAC addy. #
  • 12:08 @ctrlzee Second. #
  • 12:45 OK, picking brains, RT if you can: I have a computer that had Cryptor virus/malware & after cleaning, won't go online/update. Why? #
  • 12:49 @jrsydevils Nothing.Turned it off to pull this drive out & still have a DVD-RW in there I've had for a year, but when restarted, error. #
  • 12:50 @jrsydevils Trying to DL a copy of the Office CD, since of course I can't find the install disk now that I need it. #
  • 13:04 @jrsydevils I've run AVG and Malwarebytes. It's clean, but I think something got moved/deleted that was infected which is messing with DNS. #
  • 13:04 @Tawnie I cleaned it, but I can connect to a network, but not even bring up the routers page. In IE, it brings me to / #
  • 13:12 @Tawnie what did you reg hack/send me a link what to use? #
  • 13:33 @webitss I got rid of Cryptor with Malwarebytes, but I think it modified a file/reg key, which is why i can't get it online/to update Win. #
  • 14:21 @jrsydevils No specific errors, but no program can seem to make it to the internet, or even to the router homepage.FF, IE, AVG, Malware, etc #
  • 14:22 @Tawnie yeah, I would go through the reg, but don't know what everything is. May just re-install/repair OS w/install DVD. #
  • 14:26 @EBone Actually, they are found in the rainbow blossoming scat of unicorns, like this one: bit.ly/3eM8ga #
  • 14:29 @Tawnie It's not MY computer, alas.Had a similar problem a few months back w/ Conficker & a repair/install fixed it & didn't lose any data. #
  • 15:22 @OMG_Ponies You want to play with House's fuzzy ball? #
  • 15:22 @Kaiser_Machead Good news, it's also a suppository! #
  • 15:32 @jrsydevils I turned it off because it was hiding itself in there as well.I just DL'ed a Media Edition OEM CD, and will do a repair install. #
  • 15:45 @jrsydevils I suppose I could re-activate it now, eh? #
  • 16:10 @infmom Dang nab it! Now I'm going to want a cane! #
  • 16:31 @catastrophegirl You have an adjustable House cane? But anyway, I own a saw and also a clamp and Gorilla Glue. #
  • 16:48 @lnorthrup Stock up? Like Jill on Hoarders? I didn't know they made pasta from corn... #
  • 16:50 I am writing my doctoral thesis on why maxwell House coffee is ONLY good to the last drop, and never any further. #
  • 16:57 @lnorthrup Jill was from the first episode. She was the old lady. bit.ly/f1CHz #
  • 17:03 OK, does anyone know why a windows install CD will tell me the product ID is invalid when I have a nice good sticker on the side with the #? #
  • 17:05 @jrsydevils It is that heavenly coffee. #
  • 17:09 @adholmes Nope, both Media Edition. Perhaps because this is a SP3 disk, and this computer wasn't originally SP3? #
  • 17:10 @adholmes I have a sheet of paper with license stickers on it that I "recovered " from old computers I have found.Perhaps one of those... #
  • 17:12 @EBone #1, the computer isn't online, #2, the product ID is on the side of the computer. I'm trying to do an OS repair. #
  • 17:14 @EBone I could try uninstalling SP3, then try repairing it under SP2, then downloading the SP3 when it gets back online.Or give him XP. #
  • 17:17 @adholmes I'm DLing a Compaq Media Center Install disk right now. #
  • 17:26 @EBone I wouldn't do anything illegal to someone elses computer] #
  • 17:28 @EBone I doubt it. The only weird thing is that the number on the side, and the number stored in the registry are different. i tried both. #
  • 17:32 @Tawnie haha. #
  • 18:09 Anyone who wants to join my Dojo on MyBrute's iPhone or iPod app, enter the code CDIAFIFE to join the GitEmSteveDave Dojo. Could be fun! #
  • 18:22 @jrsydevils media center. I just uninstalled SP3 from the system, and the code worked with the SP2 install disk I had. GRRRRR #
  • 18:37 @jrsydevils There isn't.But this isn't MY computer.Besides, I added a cool blue CCT to this case the first time I fixed it & looks cool. #
  • 18:40 @jrsydevils Besides, as soon as I can get it online, I can run Windows Update and she'll be good. #
  • 18:47 @EBone Not in CA!!@ #
  • 20:44 Trying to activate windows on the phone. #
  • 21:39 @blam depending on the home, they might move in. #
  • 22:45 @EBone head south and she'll be safe when people say three instead of "tree". #
  • 22:58 @infmom oriental rugs? #
  • 22:59 Oh noes, a Kardashian is pregnant out of wedlock. Who'da thunk it? #
  • 23:01 I found bugs in my muffin mix. Who do I call, the company or store? #
  • 23:04 When will my stlyii show up? #
  • 23:06 @Tawnie yeah and they are only in the oatmeal muffin mix, not my bran muffin mix. #
  • 23:07 And just in case anyone wondered, a cats paw WILL work on a iPhone / iPod screen. Cats don't speel well though. #
  • 23:09 @appletoad even in factory sealed bags? #
29th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 08:57 @OMG_Ponies Bacon shirt on woot! #
  • 09:37 @rosagolijan single or double? #
  • 09:40 @EBone tra la la #
  • 12:24 @rosagolijan well one year the ex and wanted to go with me in my vestments and her dressed as a young boy a la Dennis the menance. #
  • 13:23 @jesusdiaz I like Bumbum. As in, the Bumbum song. bit.ly/KJVmi #
  • 13:24 My bum is on the cheese! bit.ly/fAb8I #
  • 13:28 I want to hear the cannon, not the loon. Can I hear the loony-loon again too? bit.ly/KJVmi #
  • 13:29 What movie did I watch this weekend? Here's a clue! bit.ly/9HFSf #
  • 14:21 @mattbuchanan I too, must start exercising again. I need to work out with someone to get me motivated, though. #
  • 15:21 @ginatrapani that's the reason I have a clear shower curtain and also keep a plastic knife in there as well. #
  • 15:39 @infmom you're in CA. Isn't there a bunch of grocery fairies? #
  • 17:34 @catastrophegirl fewer than five years ago. #
28th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 10:48 @catastrophegirl #
  • 12:08 Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. #glee #
  • 12:20 @EBone Or the made God angry. Do you want a happy god or an angry god? bit.ly/Ud0ym #
  • 12:32 I had sex with your mother. No, seriously. I cleaned your pool & then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets. #Glee #
  • 14:32 @Distortedview Have you seen his humps? His lovely manly lumps? #
  • 15:07 OK, is Wayne Night Newman from Seinfeld or Nedry from Jurassic Park? #
  • 15:10 @bpopken Weird, I just saw two dogs being walked by invisible girls. #
  • 15:11 @jrsydevils Well, when referring to him to someone who may not know him, what character do you refer to? #
27th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 02:44 @OMG_Ponies At least you didn't have a drunk or asleep driver almost cross into your lane, then the side of the tunnel blowing out his tire. #
  • 02:45 @Kaiser_Machead and the pizza was good! #
  • 02:47 @catastrophegirl I make freezer sauce or chili with meat like that. #
  • 10:12 @OMG_Ponies except for the guy who crossed into my lane then into the wall of the tunnel, I was fine. I did get a car of girls flashing me. #
  • 10:13 @OMG_Ponies I put the new wool blanket on the bed last night and woke up with all three on the bed. #
  • 10:19 Demonoid updated it's status! #
  • 10:57 Thanx @blam @frucci @ctrlzee @mattbuchanan @jesusdiaz @turnipsun for all the hard work and the fun I had @gizgallery .Sorry if I forgot any1 #
  • 11:20 @gizgallery I have a wedding today for someone at work.Don't want to piss off a bride to be you work with on her wedding day.I like living. #
  • 11:21 @EBone No, it's BETTER than High School Musical. What episode you watch? #Glee #
  • 11:48 @blam They were delicious pancakes. #
  • 17:59 @Hit106Matt I was in New York last night for the Gizmodo Gallery and almost got run off the road in Hoboken on the way home. #
  • 18:00 @carolzara I don't have many people watching my webcams for the same reason. #
  • 21:45 @frucci I find myself let down by your lack of hipster dominance. #
  • 23:12 @EBone Keep watching, the episodes get better. #
26th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 00:30 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
  • 06:56 If the 6.5lb wool blanket I have coming to the house is half as warm as I think it is, I want a very cold winter this year. #
  • 07:22 @OMG_Ponies Why only men, and what kind of keys? Reg/product keys? House keys? Car keys? PGP keys? #
  • 07:25 @OMG_Ponies All hail hypnocat. #
  • 07:54 Why is a whistle and flip-flops essential for the bride to be to have when attending a bachelorette party? #
  • 08:20 @Distortedview I hope your Dad/You are OK. #
  • 08:24 Screw you iTunes if you think I am paying 1.99 for shows that played on broadcast TV last night.The Splurge was my splurge, not TV episodes. #
  • 09:11 @lnorthrup want to toast two bagels? #
  • 09:19 @lnorthrup Are you going to complain about the current two pack of Roombii? #
  • 09:19 @OMG_Ponies you forgot @rosagolijan #ff #
  • 09:33 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

    & P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
  • 11:36 @lnorthrup Lifestream. It came with my iPod AIM app. It IS annoying, I will disable. #
  • 12:20 @lnorthrup I like it. #
  • 12:56 Have you ever worked/known/related to/with someone with whom you thought that if breathing wasn't an autonomic reflex, they would suffocate? #
  • 13:06 I dropped my Casio G-Shock on the top/cuneiform of my foot as I was getting into the shower this mornin, and it really hurts/is swollen now. #
  • 13:31 Most important, Agent Me, need list of structures for car parking near @gizgallery of which operating hours are many, cost is low, and safe. #
  • 16:04 @OMG_Ponies Isn't it? What episode you up to? #
  • 16:35 BOC!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • 16:36 YES! GOT MY BOC's!!!! #
  • 16:59 @Notsewfast wooters.us. Shhhhhh. I also VNC to my computers at home, so I have three chances to get an order in. #
  • 17:09 Off to the @gizGallery See you all son barring traffic. #
  • 19:34 Finally here at the Gallery. #
  • 19:43 I have to never rag on Chris Mascari again. #
  • 19:47 @92BuickLeSabre i'm back by the 103 Panny! #
  • 20:13 @gizgallery awesome frakking show! #
  • 20:31 @jesusdiaz good seeing you, if only for a little. #
  • 21:11 @omg_ponies Is your tattoo tingling at the sound of the imperial march? #
  • 21:23 Btw, thanks Glenn for putting Huck out. #
  • 22:30 @lnorthrup #
  • 23:21 @bpopken did the bartender say why the long face? #
25th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 00:03 @infmom yawcam is free. #
  • 07:00 @appletoad well, it's my house, so when I'm at work, nothing much happens. #
  • 09:07 What? OK! What? YEAH! And what? OK!! bit.ly/gFK3i #
  • 09:08 Showering is my favorite spectator sport rite after aerobics. Do YOU have a little country in you? Want some?
    Top Five Cute Girls I'd ... #
  • 09:26 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

    & P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
  • 11:08 I'm away from the house at work. Feel free to chat me up to break the monotony. While at work, I will not be visible on JerseyCam (h ... #
  • 12:06 @92BuickLeSabre Did you notice we seem to be getting retweeted? #
  • 12:10 @lnorthrup These used to be mine: bit.ly/z6Yg & bit.ly/Y9vLc This is my current: bit.ly/kRJD #
  • 12:15 @92BuickLeSabre Are we become a meme? #
  • 12:28 @frucci bit.ly/3TAWtN Sneakey #
  • 13:59 @infmom Oh, wireless? Hrmmm. I can tell you almost all my cams were bought on Black Friday. I got my PTZ Logitech for 9.99 after rebates. #
  • 14:00 @infmom Also, all my cams are wired. USB can go more than 16feet. #
  • 14:08 @infmom Hrmmm. Well, Harbor Freight sells wired waterproof cams for ~29.99. Then all you would need is a video card to convert the signal. #
  • 14:49 @blam Yes, obey or he might have to.....taze someone. #
  • 15:15 @OMG_Ponies BTW, you have the right pants for those boots? #
  • 15:22 @bpopken I would, but the plea bargain I agreed to says I can't find out. #
  • 15:22 RT @mattbuchanan: everybody should wish @jesusdiaz a happy 40th birthday, by the way #
  • 15:24 Hey Buy.com , I ordered a iPod Touch OtterBox case, and over a week later, I'm still "processing" on an item that ships in 1 to 2 days. #
  • 15:36 @Tawnie This is my first problem, of course. And it's the one thing I reallllly need. It's a waterproof case for my Splurge! #
  • 15:41 @Tawnie Plus, lets see those suckbags try to tell me I exposed it to water! #
  • 15:42 RT @jwherrman: RT @jesusdiaz: @mattbuchanan Fucker, I'm only 40. //And you have lots of time left on this world still! #
  • 15:53 @blam True Love or "To blave" which, as we all know, to blave means to bluff? #
  • 15:54 @jwherrman Bobcat? #
  • 16:22 OK, VNCed into the computers at home in anticipation of a Random BOC on woot!. #
  • 16:26 Does anyone know if there is an app to turn a iphone into a wearable webcam? #
  • 16:35 @grimmlock Doesn't seem to be. I'm trying to find a good reason to buy a used iPhone and it would qualify as one. #
  • 16:37 @grimmlock I'm looking for something that will take a picture every so many minutes &upload to a server over wifi,like on GitEmSteveDave.com #
  • 16:39 @jwherrman I don't want live, just every so many minutes, so I could att it to my site. #
  • 16:42 @carolzara It's the forbidden dance, right? Or is that the Tango del la Muerta? #
  • 16:47 @ra2daj Nope. Will be Friday though. I'll be the guy with the hat and Green LED nametag, not the poser in the cowboy boots. #
  • 16:58 @grimmlock If I can FTP to my server, I can have my site automatically use the picture. #
  • 17:10 @lnorthrup Or a delicious meat product. bit.ly/HsC9c #
  • 17:20 @grimmlock Thanks. Now I just need the time lapse app and the iPhone. #
  • 17:34 @Tawnie Not a real app yet. #
  • 17:36 @americanapparel You should really consider @carolzara for a model. She really roxs your soxs! #
  • 18:07 @rosagolijan maybe if there weren't so many people there! #
  • 18:17 @Kaiser_Machead how about I just take your tech and remember you fondly? #
  • 18:17 @lnorthrup that should have been a ? At the end of that tweet. I need my iPod stylii. #
  • 18:25 @infmom they follow you as well? #
  • 18:27 @rosagolijan if you want some better surroundings, NJ is only a few miles away. Less smog and NYers also. #
  • 18:28 @infmom same here. It's why I hate mentioning things in tweets sometimes. #
  • 22:18 upgrading the Splurge to OS 3.1.1 #
  • 22:21 @92BuickLeSabre Thank gods for the itunes store so I can download them both to the Splurge. #
  • 22:31 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

    & P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
  • 22:31 Around the house. Call me @ 908-912-GESD or my cell #.

    JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), Twitter & LJ (gitemstevedave.live ... #
24th-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 07:32 Around the haus cleaning and watching COPS. Cell me, or GoogleVoice me @908-912-GESD .

    JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), Twitte ... #
  • 09:17 Hey fellow freaks, what is the URL for the fat Man's weight loss site? I need it to help promote Tim on Gizmodo #dvdaily #
  • 09:35 Showering is my favorite spectator sport rite after aerobics. Do YOU have a little country in you? Want some?
    Top Five Cute Girls I'd ... #
  • 09:38 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

    & P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
  • 10:57 I'm away from the house at work. Feel free to chat me up to break the monotony. While at work, I will not be visible on JerseyCam (h ... #
  • 11:04 @OMG_Ponies I think I found a costume for you for next Halloween: bit.ly/dtnm8 #
  • 11:10 @consumerchris Yay, you finally have an icon. #
  • 11:28 @OMG_Ponies You know what you need? A "you just got OMG!Ponied!" gif for when you leave your comment grenades and get people. #
  • 11:37 @lnorthrup Wouldn't it more correct to say he will be SINGING it back? #
  • 13:34 @blam Do the Taser sample cartridges come with the ID dots installed? #
  • 13:38 Made 2 more card holders.The one on the bottom right is mine, top right is for someone & the left one is available. bit.ly/yOVMo #
  • 14:19 @catastrophegirl Disney brand circuit boards? #
  • 14:28 @catastrophegirl Wow, so Disney is responsible for all those kids stripping circuit boards in China? I knew it! #
  • 14:32 @catastrophegirl well, it sounded like you sold more than 200. #
  • 15:43 @gizgallery Are there any templates for us to use for etching? There's no links to them anywhere. #
  • 21:02 Somewhere in my house and/or car is a Monster iPod charger, and I have no clue where. #
  • 21:03 And to answer a question, I got it for nearly nothing. #
  • 21:12 ZOMG, Single Ladies playing, plaid socks, and kicking a field goal. I love Glee! #
  • 21:13 @92BuickLeSabre It is a powerful force! #
  • 21:15 @92BuickLeSabre I love that mailman scene, and I have SO been in the no sex, but I may be pregnant situation. #
  • 21:26 OK, found my Monster Charger. It was in the farm pick up. Feel better. #
  • 21:32 Around the haus washing clothes and watching Glee. Cell me, or GoogleVoice me @908-912-GESD .

    JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), ... #
  • 21:50 ZOMG, this scene in Glee just beat the practice scene from before. And finally got this video out of my mind. bit.ly/18cyAO #
  • 21:56 Damn good scene in Glee just now. You wanted a pair of sensible heels for your third birthday. #
  • 21:57 @consumerchris I like the icon. Feels "Onion"-y, which is good. #
  • 22:00 "Somebody To Love" was done best by Anne Hatheway, sorry #glee bit.ly/13eUfd #
  • 22:12 @Distortedview I am TOTALLY loving it, which is bad because then season 2 will prolly stink, like Heroes. #
  • 22:15 @OMG_Ponies A KILT. YOU NEED A KILT. SCOTS LIKE BACON! #
  • 22:34 @EBone NO. Even though I caught some people filming in my driveway, I will not watch HSM. #
  • 22:35 @OMG_Ponies I hate you. I hate you so much. #
  • 22:40 @OMG_Ponies Looking into those eyes, it's Maxie. #
  • 22:40 @92BuickLeSabre I have about 20 blue "H"'s I found by the high school across the street. #
  • 23:05 @Distortedview Tim, I managed to post a Fat Man vid bit.ly/loFwQ AND a "birds are dying" vid today bit.ly/dJsum . #
  • 23:20 @OMG_Ponies remember they need to be broke in, and you might want to invest in a boot puller. #
  • 23:21 @OMG_Poniesbit.ly/Dnqrv #
  • 23:30 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
  • 23:32 @infmom Stupid Lifestream and my multiple AIM logins make it post like three of my away messages at a time. #
  • 23:33 @OMG_Ponies no break in time for a kilt. #
  • 23:43 @infmom I have 6 but one is in the museum, and the other is pending a good location #
  • 23:46 I was able to recover the files on the flash drive that windows erased on me when I removed it. #
23rd-Sep-2009 12:00 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 07:26 @meghann Mine used to do that, but I sprayed the plants with water, then sprinkled ground Habanero on that, and they barely touched it again #
  • 07:29 Do to my large, powerful, yet also gentle fingers, I bought some ipod stylii from some Ebayer in Brooklyn.Hopefully this cuts down on typos. #
  • 07:30 @EBone Trust me, if the Ex was here to tell you, she would confirm my hoarding tendencies. #
  • 07:57 @Hit106Matt Mouth From The South vs The Loud Mouth From the NorthEast. I'd pay to watch that. #
  • 08:00 @92BuickLeSabre House was on. Way better than anything after mid season 2. #
  • 11:21 @Tawnie make sure you don't update the bread and bake the router. #
  • 11:38 @OMG_Ponies You too? I've always felt my people swam the channel and hiked to Italy. #
  • 12:03 I changed the background on the Splurge to my site's logo, created by @itscarmennn bit.ly/1uiMPb #
  • 12:20 @mattbuchanan Do they come in flavors/additions? I.E. NJ State Fruit Blueberry? #
  • 12:45 @EBone Isn't a "family plaid" a "Tartan"? #
  • 13:20 @sarah_haskins I found it hard to NOT stare at your headlights. #
  • 13:24 Yesterday I spent 1 hour tracking down order info on a SD card reader I bought on 9/1 to find out where it was.It was in my mailbox at home. #
  • 13:26 @EBone Do they like toothless guys? Does this picture invoke sympathy? bit.ly/LvoET #
  • 13:50 The blankets I ordered almost a year ago are finally shipping. 74x81" and 6.6lbs. Hmmm, warm. bit.ly/2TtZ7r #
  • 13:52 @lnorthrup No mention or bad-mouthing of New Jersey. Can't be real. #
  • 14:22 @OMG_Ponies You're in NYC. The Textile District and Little Jerusalem are so close. Just takes a walk from one block to the other to get it. #
  • 16:25 @OMG_Ponies venison bacon explosion? #
  • 18:30 @Tawnie Crisis averted. #
  • 20:36 @OMG_Ponies you know my vote. Boots step on my style. I'll give you the kilt. I don't like on a Scot farm. #
  • 20:50 @92BuickLeSabre @OMG_Ponies No BOOTS. GitEmSteveDave is the cowboy. I have two hats. Let him get a kilt. Even a Utilikilt ! #
  • 21:11 @Scratic Which is why @OMG_Ponies should get a kilt. Being named Ponies and wearing cowboy boots is too predictable. #
  • 21:13 @Tawnie the Italian mafia would never let the Russian mafia buy the nets. #
  • 21:17 @OMG_Ponies where'd you find them? #
  • 21:24 @OMG_Ponies remember, don't step on my style, and Mascari is mine! bit.ly/2m74so #
  • 21:25 @OMG_Ponies Ponies and Julia, the newest Hollywood bomb. #
  • 21:29 @OMG_Ponies is "don't forget to wear your hair-toque" in there? #
  • 21:31 @OMG_Ponies your comment "bimb" is claiming more and more victims. #
  • 21:34 Chef Ramsay and Scott just kicked themselves out of Hell's Kitchen! Who will judge now?!?! #
  • 21:41 @captofdarkness @distortedview would just break down and start throwing Furby's at people. Again. #
  • 21:42 @Tawnie you AND @ebone both. I like being able to torture you both. #
  • 21:59 Does anyone remember a puzzle/game that was a pyramid with 3 LEDS on each corner, and as you flipped it, they would change to the same color #
  • 22:04 OK, I found the patent, but not the name of the game/puzzle! bit.ly/2StHUP #
  • 22:13 @meghann You mean wheat grass, AKA, cat/pet grass? #
  • 22:14 @Tawnie No, this one could be flipped itself. #
  • 22:22 @meghann If you try plants again,put a little ground habenero/jalepeno pepper on the leaves.Saved my Thanksgiving Cacti. bit.ly/5bGKX #
  • 22:28 @meghann When S'mores ate it, I did the pepper trick & that's all from the original plant.Anything that isn't shiny was part of one plant. #
  • 22:29 @catastrophegirl I said habenero flakes. I dry and grind my own. I opened the grinder once, and took me 5 minutes to breathe normally. #
  • 22:45 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
  • 23:04 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam ( www.GitEmSteveDave.com ) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not on the sc ... #
  • 23:05 I can see deer from my window walking along the road by the high school right now. Where's Watson? #
22nd-Sep-2009 12:01 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 00:34 @catastrophegirl it was sub 50 last night. Getting there tonight. #
  • 11:20 @OMG_Ponies A bike. Cars get you frowned upon by smelly hippies. #
  • 11:21 @catastrophegirl Tailgating, improper lighting, registration, DOT papers, failing to signal, weight, etc... #
  • 12:11 @lnorthrup Did Paterson make any jokes about NJ. #
  • 12:12 @blam Uh, perhaps it was an oversight, but I don't see GitEmSteveDave or OMG!Ponies! listed in those picts. #
  • 12:13 @lnorthrup Wow, I do the exact same thing when I hear a camera shutter. #
  • 12:20 @OMG_Ponies Only the people who still use facebook. #
  • 13:28 Anyone have an iPod Touch 2g and can tell me if it's worth going from 3.0 to 3.1.1? Are there any cons? #
  • 13:34 @alexmcelroy Thanks. Do you by any chance know how to play all podcasts in a row, as opposed to clicking on each one? #
  • 13:38 @alexmcelroy Like on my Nano, I select Music>Genre>Podcast, and hit play and it plays all the podcasts one after another. #
  • 13:44 @alexmcelroy Even songs. If I select Music>Artist>Example Artist and hit play on my Nano, it plays all the songs under that artist. #
  • 13:47 @lnorthrup There's something really cool I want you to see and I also want to go out. Pay attention to me. #
  • 14:03 @infmom My Dizzy was like that. She used to ride my shoulder as I fed the horses, and would fall asleep in my hood. #
  • 14:35 @infmom Awwwww. #
  • 14:37 @infmom BTW, I use Hartz PH5 that I add Cedar Shavings to, and w/2 boxes and 3 cats, I change the litter about every ~3 weeks w/no scooping. #
  • 14:39 @waitwait As Peter Sagal showed how much involvement he had in Dirty Dancing 2:Havana Nights,Joe Wilson shouted from the audience,"You Lie!" #
  • 15:25 @OMG_Ponies Again with the teeth humor? @ctrlzee Just consider yourself lucky you're going because you want to. #
  • 15:44 @Distortedview DAMN! House is on tonight, and it's the season premire. I'll still be able to watch Hoarders though. #
  • 15:45 @Distortedview How does it compare to Dragon Lube? #
  • 15:45 @OMG_Ponies I'm sorry dude. #
  • 15:52 @OMG_Ponies No need to apologize. #
  • 17:06 I present: The Barackicorn. May our enemies death before his hands be swift! bit.ly/172TeD twitpic.com/imfho #
  • 19:35 Just found a dead kitten in a carrier on the side of the road. #
  • 20:24 @catastrophegirl I called the police and they came to investigate and called animal control. #
  • 20:25 @ginatrapani I pull the batteries out of mine occasionally. #
  • 21:39 @JohnPoveromo I'll see if I can pencil it in. I'll be in NYC on the 25th for a Gizmodo reader meetup. #
  • 21:40 @Distortedview d'oh. House was getting it on. #
  • 21:41 @Distortedview is Allisons mom bringing more pizza? I had to change channels. #
  • 21:43 Does anyone else think the one Dr. in the psych ward on House looks like Cut Throat Bitch? #
  • 21:49 @EBone Is it true that Beyonce wasn't even up for the same award? #
  • 21:50 @Distortedview she makes a horrible blonde. #
  • 22:01 @OMG_Ponies she said thank you, then smothered Jack Nicholson. #
  • 22:03 Uh oh, the one lady in hoarders has a love for the Clarence rack like I do. #
  • 22:07 Why is it these hoarders are not married, but rather have "partners". #
  • 22:09 @Tawnie good. Means I'm not crazy. #
  • 22:39 @EBone No, I wouldn't marry myself. #
  • 22:50 @OMG_Ponies would Watson like the dog sex doll Frucci has been playoing with? #
  • 23:09 @lnorthrup I was thinking that when I saw that book in the pile #
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