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4th-Jul-2011 08:53 pm - jerseycam on livejournal
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for those who don't go to the JerseyCam website, I thought I'd eliminate the middle man. The larger versions can be seen at JerseyCam.

7th-Jul-2009 02:32 pm - good song
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ever since G106.3 became Hit106, they stopped playing the in-studio recordings, such as Airborne Toxic Event's "Sometime Around Midnight". It's a good song. Very catchy.

5th-Jul-2009 11:26 pm - so tired
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yes, I've gotten sleep, but these past two nights, my dreams have been a bizarre mix of nightmares and award winning screenplay writing. Yes, I've been starting out with nightmares, which prevent me from getting any good sleep to speak about, followed by intense dreams following the trends of major television series/movies, with me inserted in them somewhere. Of course, I have completely forgotten them, as my waking up routine involves so many things that unless I were to right them down, even getting up to hit snooze and use the bathroom wipes one out. Hopefully tonight will be more serene. I really hope so.

So how was my weekend? Well, Friday, my boss gave everyone half the day off. Most took it, except me of course. Why? Well, two reasons. One, as I was heading TO work, I saw the immense South-bound Benny migration already causing jams and slow downs, and the longer I waited to go home, the less the traffic would be. And two, I was moving to a new desk. Yes, my boss has been matching my complaints about having to hear an AC unit with his answer of "just move somewhere else". So I have had my eye on the empty desk closest to the owners office. So after everyone had gone, I set my plan in motion. In true Me fashion, the "one hour" job turned into 4 hours. The main reason was my own picky tastes. I didn't like the lateral file on the side of the desk it sat under, and the three drawer cabinet on the side it was on. So I pulled them out of their respective spaces and swapped them. Then the next problem presented itself. The desk above the cabinets was too long on lateral side and too short on the three drawer side. Since the desk was in three sections, they were, of course, different sizes. In the end, this led me to pull the wrenches and sockets from my car and take apart the desk to make it fit my needs. It did, and I moved all my junk. My cpu is in the way right now, due to the plug being further away than previously, but I have a plan to mount the case under my desk using some nylon strapping, which should work out fine. I left work around 9pm, and made a nice trip home w/little to no Benny's.

Saturday I woke from crappy sleep with a plan for the day. I then had an internal struggle to figure out if I should go through with it. In the end, I did. So I decided to splurge, and take the diesel out. Nothing better to thank America with than a 3/4ton pickup truck. I washed and shaved, and stopped in town at the new pizza place and while ordering, realized I had forgotten my teeth....again. So I ate, shot back home, then headed to TR to stop at Harbor Freight. I picked up a new high temp glue gun to help fix my boots, among other things. They didn't have my arc welder, so I got a rain check. I then hopped back in the truck and headed further into TR to drop something off for my Ex, Kristen. She was at Lowes, which worked to my advantage. While there, I picked up some "needs" for installing my attic fan, which I see going in during the next week, of which I am ecstatic. I then hopped back in the truck, and went to my last stop, Shop-Rite. I picked up some London Broil for making some pot roast when I got home and some other things I needed. I head back home and settled in for the night. I had to make sure to keep Huck in, as he HATES fireworks, and I care about him. While I was out feeding, I found a dead woodchuck in my trap, and since I didn't have any buckets, I just tossed him in my burn barrel, and that was the end of him. I also ran into two of the skunks under my front porch while walking around the house. They are brave buggers, and will stand their ground against you. Now I have to figure out how to get rid of them. I then went to bed.

Today, I got up, again after some bad, then weird dreams and had my coffee, my pop-tarts, and started cleaning up. I didn't get as much done as I would have liked, but I was also side-tracked by fixing my cousins computer. Kids had got it infected by multiple virii, and in the process of ripping them out, they damaged the system, so I had to repair it. I finished that up, fed the horses, and came back inside to clean some more and make some muffins. That about leads me to where I am right now. Typing away.

Well, it's after midnight now, so I must be getting to bed. I'm praying for a better nights sleep. So I'm gonna post this entry, listen to some Sublime, then try to sleep the sleep of the sleeping. Nighters all.
30th-Jun-2009 12:10 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 00:32 @infmom or are into pony play. I live on a horse farm, so it's the former, not the latter. #
  • 01:10 @sarah_haskins How many letters? #
  • 05:54 @Distortedview So, did she ever do the mountains with Steve on Saturday? #
  • 05:56 @itscarmennn That is what I truly want to be! #
  • 07:23 Mornin all. Yesterday seemed to be a day where I got a ton of spam followers on Twitter.Somebody must have taken Sunday off at Twitter HQ. #
  • 07:35 RT @YoungBillyMays @thenerdherd: CTRL+ALT+DEL Tribute to Billy Mays: bit.ly/2DsK0 - Thank you, I love it. #
  • 08:14 Please RT #wearblue4billy - Wear blue today in memory of Billy Mays.// Also grow a beard, if you can. #
  • 09:31 @OMG_Ponies But then doesn't the whore get to bite your tongue? #
  • 13:04 @infmom Yeah, most class 2's only give you 30 days. #
  • 13:23 @infmom I learned the class 2 lesson the hard way, that's all. #
  • 13:33 @infmom Is Adderrall a opiate? #
  • 14:21 @OMG_Ponies Have the Stonecutters been notified? #
  • 14:28 @OMG_Ponies Surviving are his wife, Dennis Quiad and child, Zammis. #
  • 14:41 @OMG_Ponies What would a bacon themed PC case look like? #
  • 15:02 @FirstDigg This was reported almost two weeks ago: bit.ly/Evy8j #
  • 15:03 @Distortedview Someone hacked the feed so they could bet on your predictions before the rest of us. #
  • 16:25 @EBone Just don't go to the matressess with them. #
  • 21:37 after mowing and using a angle grinder to sharpen the blades, I'm pooped. #
  • 22:08 @ryan2131 It took 5 minutes each blade w/an angle grinder.This is a Sears 18hp doing ~10 acres. Requires a lot of upkeep. #
  • 22:56 @thelinziest Get FiOS! #
29th-Jun-2009 12:11 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 00:34 @Monicks Good. But I'm not going to bed yet.I just remembered that line from "Cider House Rules". #
  • 01:03 @Monicks The prince and princess of Twitterville. #
  • 01:14 @itscarmennn Some are in a kleenex in the bathroom. #
  • 01:28 I forgot how good "The Never Ending Story" was. Ahhh, memories of my youth. #
  • 02:17 @monicks This is an auto tweet asking you to take a survey based on your recent mention of auto tweets.Leave your answers after the beep. #
  • 02:21 @ryan2131 Watching Revenge of the Fallen now.Little blurry.Netflix must have scratched the DVD mailing it to me... #
  • 02:50 @Monicks Is your heaven on Earth? And if so, does love come first, like Belinda Carlisle said? #
  • 02:52 @bucho54 They made two more?!?! Wow. I'm also listening to the Audiobook version I got from "netflix". #
  • 02:53 @itscarmennn And I want the real Zooey Deschanel/Claire Danes. But that is unlikely to happen. You have better odds. #
  • 12:44 @EBone I thought you were kidding. That is actually really sad. I've been watching Pitchmen on Discovery. #
  • 12:47 For those that have seen Revenge of the Fallen, a new game:What movie did Michael Bay see and added a scene from it in Transformers 2? #
  • 12:51 I'll start. Ball bearing scene;Aeon Flux Note to bay:Transformers are not nanites. #
  • 12:52 @OMG_Ponies Watching it myself right now. Does that count as S&M? #
  • 12:53 @itscarmennn Well, I think you're cute as well, what does that mean? #
  • 12:58 @itscarmennn And he was 50 and a genius as well. That means I only have 19 years! #
  • 13:02 Transforming chicks w/tentacles ; Species. #
  • 13:05 Dorm room scene ; The Lone Gunmen from X-files and some Real Genius. #
  • 13:37 Wow, why did Michael Bay add someone getting up from a seat and crossing in front of the action and add it into the film? #
  • 13:38 @OMG_Ponies GitEmSteveDave alive, semi well, and enjoying some chili. #
  • 13:39 So the Matrix of Leadership is the Scion logo? #
  • 14:10 @carolzara The boots make that picture. #
  • 14:24 @meghann He apparently was also getting a hip replacement procedure tomorrow, according to his twitter. #
  • 14:27 OK, I must give Bay credit for bringing in an SR-71 AND a B1-B. #
  • 14:31 @OMG_Ponies Tom Green had Testicular cancer, like Lance Armstrong. It increases his hit points by 3D10, but does reduce his libido by 2D8. #
  • 14:48 @Monicks I don't think Satan had ANYTHING to do w/Billy. Billy was as pure as Oxi-Clean. #
  • 14:53 iTunes was just skipping on me. Apple really is genius. They actually programmed it to replicate CD errors! #
  • 14:58 @Monicks No need to be sorry. Perhaps it was a Jesus/Satan fight. Maybe Kayla did it to get back for him not killing the Jonas Brothers. #
  • 15:17 @Monicks Kayla!Did you kill Billy Mays?! Yeah Dad.Cuz you never kill anyone cool to play wit.MJ won't even touch me cuz I'm a girl!#dvdaily #
  • 15:20 @infmom Please explain it to me then. Perhaps my Gawker addiction is like a Facebook vacinne. #
  • 17:02 Please RT #wearblue4billy - Wear blue tomorrow in memory of Billy Mays.// Also grow a beard, if you can. #
  • 17:06 RT @diskopo Transformers 2 was as good as the first one.//That's like saying the 2nd gunshot I received hurt no worse than the first. #
  • 22:17 Does anyone wonder what the tone of the Billy Mays memorial will be like? He seems like the kind of guy who would want a little humor. #
  • 23:31 @Dilpickle1 Well, since he was a Jr, both his Dad and son can both so that, so perhaps that will happen. #
  • 23:39 @infmom Do what? What did you watch the raccoon do? #
  • 23:40 OK, just used 3 oz's of neetsfoot oil on my boots, and they are still thirsty. Next step is polish. #
  • 23:56 @infmom But being as this is a 11" Holly, the most powerful wand around,you've got to ask yourself 1 question.Did I perform 5 spells or 6? #
  • 00:06 @infmom No, it's for saddles and halters. #
28th-Jun-2009 11:41 pm - sunday down
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so Sunday is about 15 minutes away from ending. So what did I do? Well, I slept in today, much as I planned. After I got up, I ate, drank 2 cups of coffee, and started watching Arrested Development from the pilot. While doing that, I cleaned up in the kitchen from the chili I made yesterday. I also decided to finally put the last coat of black paint on my Radioactive Case. So I masked off what needed to be saved, and proceeded to put a final black coat on. It came out pretty good from what I see. I just need to put a clear coat on, and everything will be ready to go. After that, I went out to feed the horses and also gassed and filled in a woodchuck hole in the mare paddock as well. I then set out a trap in case he wasn't in the hole. After that, I came back inside, made some muffins, and started neetsfoot oiling my boots and slippers. Once the boot dry, I can put a nice coat of polish on them and have them look good again.

OK, that's it for tonight. I'm gonna hop in the shower to get any sweat from today off me, then slide into the bed for a nice nights sleep. Talk to you later all. Nighters.
28th-Jun-2009 01:33 am - busy day
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so today was a busy day. Kind of. I realized as I was waking up that anything I didn't get done this weekend would not be able to be put off until next weekend, due to the 4th of July. So it was the impetuous of my decision to make today a chore day.

I got up, went downstairs and brewed a hot cup o' joe to get the blood pumping. I checked online and made my rounds online. I then headed upstairs to take a shower+wash my hair and sync the iPod. I got my act together and headed off to TR. Made it to the barber shop and got my thinning mane trimmed down to a more manageable length. I then headed over to get my oil changed, but alas, the wait would have been three hours b/c my mechanic was the only one on duty. We talked over when I could come in again, and I decided that the week after July 4th would be best. So I realized then that my whole day was going to have to be re-arranged, as stuff I was going to do while waiting for my oil being changed would have to wait. Now, I only realize this in hindsight, but as I was walking out to my car, I think I ran into Kari's brother. Well, I'm pretty sure I said hello like I do to everyone, so at least I was civil, not that there is any reason for me not to. But back to the story. I hopped in the car and headed over to Shop-Rite to pick up some Pepsi 12 packs, some yogurt, and some muffin mix. While there, I sent a text to Kristen telling her that I had her copy of the movie I saw with her. We arranged to meet up, and she said she was surprised I remembered.

Now I feel I should explain something for people that might not know me too well. I have an unusual concept and understanding of time. Perhaps it's the ADHD, but I can honestly pick up a discussion I had months prior like no time has passed. I also don't realize when I haven't spoken to someone in a long time, b/c to me, it doesn't seem like a long time. It's just part of who I am.

So I met Kristen outside of SR because my yogurt was not getting any cooler in the blazing heat. We parted ways, and I headed home. Got home and unloaded everything from my car and packed away that which had to be packed/put away. While putting stuff in the fridge, I pulled a egg roll out and heated it up for myself and also heated the griddle to make another batch of chili, this time w/beans. I then proceeded to clean the house up some, which made me feel good, as I have been busy and letting it slip a little. I vacuumed, but felt something was "off", so I took apart the vacuum and cleaned all the filters to let it breathe easier. I also spent about an hour pinning Huck to the ground and finishing getting all the mats out of his hair from the bath I gave him two weeks ago. I finally pulled another cat sized pile of hair off of him, and sent him on his way. Since the humidity has been so high, the litter boxes have been smelling sooner than normal, so I also emptied and re-filled those. I did a little more housework, fed the horses, then sat down to watch some TV, and felt the urge to write this entry, which even though may be posted at 1am, was started at about 10:30.

OK, that's it for now. I am tired, and can sleep in tomorrow and do absolutely nothing, but will probably clean some more. Nighters all.
28th-Jun-2009 12:09 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 01:28 OK, sleepy time. much to do tomorrow, and I can't put it off any longer. Nighters all. #
  • 10:47 @monicks Blackberry Tour may soon come to verizon: bit.ly/hSAcn #
  • 11:10 Hey tweeps. It's Saturday. Any suggestions as to what movies I should "netflix" this weekend? I started watching "The Hungover" already. #
  • 11:13 @freeplay I know. Those people scare me a little. "2 Damage, 2 Damage!" Do you have any Agony? I need Supernatural Death Poison? #
  • 11:14 @OMG_Ponies There isn't an app for that? #
  • 11:19 Best new release title I found while searching ALL new releases: "Electric Youth Massage 2: Attention-The Love Muscle" #
  • 13:16 Got my haircut,but there was a 3 hour wait for an oil change,which my sched couldnt fit in. have to replan on the fly. #
  • 14:53 I was so in thought on rescheduling my chores today due to no oil change, I think I ran into my Ex's brother when I left the mechanic. #
  • 15:41 My life is an Indie Movie minus the female leading role. bit.ly/3LG0p #
  • 21:40 Summer always makes me want to listen to "They Might Be Giants". Their music sounds like summer to me. #
  • 22:10 @itscarmennn My name isn't quirky enough, and I'm in no way Zooey Deschanel. If I was, I'd never leave the house. #
  • 23:17 @itscarmennn OK, so you be Ben and I'll be Zooey? #
  • 23:37 @Kaiser_Machead I heard the RIAA isn't even going to prosecute people for DL/ing it, unlike hit films, such as "The Love Guru". #
  • 23:50 @Monicks Goodnight, you princes of Twitter, you kings of The Internet. #
27th-Jun-2009 12:10 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 05:48 @EBone Is Chris Hansen a color? #
  • 06:14 @distortedview Me pimping FizzledOut. Hope you notice the jump in hits: bit.ly/XdTmP #
  • 06:27 Damn you Eliza Dushku and Kirsten Dunst for making me want to do "spirit fingers" whenever I hear "Pump Up The Jam"! #
  • 08:32 @OMG_Ponies But you will grow! #
  • 09:08 @mattbuchanan But iTunes can BURN CDs as well. #
  • 09:09 @bpopken The green in the icons on Twitter as of late is for Iranian Freedom/Election Support.Or guys trying to impress girls. #
  • 11:17 @OMG_Ponies Tell me more about this friend. Does she need help waiting? Someone to talk to? Does she like horses, and not just ponies? #
  • 11:19 RT @OMG_Ponies The only thing I need to wait out a thunderstorm.//This coffee. And this Remote. And this chair. That's all I need! #
  • 11:28 @Monicks If I had a better resolution on my monitor, would your tattoo in your avatar be really sexy? #
  • 11:34 @Monicks And seriously, Distortedview.com/FollowFridayForum would bring so many visitors! @distortedview #
  • 12:19 @OMG_Ponies Edward, the diesel engine, did not want to goto NYC. Sir Topemhat and Mr. Conductor told him he must! But he would not move. #
  • 12:54 Damn, there goes my plan of using 911 to get a date: bit.ly/BgNtW #
  • 13:01 Touched by an Angel just took on a few new meanings. #
  • 13:35 4-5 cups of coffee, Mountain Dew Game fuel, and Adderrall do not mix well. #
  • 14:10 @thelinziest Ewww. Wasn't Nick and Norah and iPod/iTunes movie w/Michael Cera? #
  • 14:31 @infmom So you are saying you know women w/bigger guns than Michelle Obama? #
  • 14:37 @EBone Hopefully she does better than my dog w/horses. He barks at them, but as soon as you get close, he either freezes in fear or runs. #
  • 15:40 @EBone Me too.I miss the show since 92.3 is gone.I have to listen to a "shock jock and hole" in the AM now.Each show ends w/Tom's apologies. #
  • 15:40 @infmom I refuse to answer on the grounds that I could get punched. #
  • 15:43 @EBone I refuse to pay for a "service" once I buy a device(except cell phone).Same reason no Tivo. It's just a digital VCR! #
  • 16:42 @OMG_Ponies What kind of desk wax/polish do you use? #
  • 17:01 On my way home fighting the Benny hordes the whole way. #
  • 20:40 @OMG_Ponies Oh yeah, just blew through my little section of Jersey. In the West, setting sun, in the East, maelstrom of lightning. #
  • 22:34 Just updated the media PC with a brand new wifi card I got ultra cheap at NewEgg today. Ka-ching! #
  • 22:42 @Monicks I'm blushing. #
  • 22:43 Watching "Darkon", and praying duct tape weaponry leads to sterility. #
  • 22:57 Damn, there are like a few cute "LARP"ers in this Darkon flick, but they are LARPers! #
  • 22:58 @Monicks I did. I thought it was cool! That's why i asked about your tattoo. #
26th-Jun-2009 12:11 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 06:40 @diskopo Try www.titaniumrings.com/ I have two Abyss replica rings from them, and they are an awesome company to deal with. #
  • 07:10 @OMG_Ponies I thank the person who realized after eating civet crap, they became very active, and gave us Kopi Luwak. #
  • 07:13 @alexmcelroy look at the dates.The Gizmodo post pre-dates it. #
  • 07:15 @Monicks did you ever figure out the icon/avatar problem? #
  • 07:20 @Distortedview Will they let you show YOUR boobies? #
  • 11:09 Yet another day with a foreboding feel to it. Today would not be a good day to ask me for anything. #
  • 11:10 @diskopo Shia wants to bang his Mom, Jon Voight thinks his daughter who kissed her brother is sexy. I see some salt pillars coming soon. #
  • 11:17 @OMG_Ponies So you want the Great Beef to have a beef with you? #
  • 11:21 @EBone bit.ly/zv5tv #
  • 11:36 @OMG_Ponies So why did @EBone 's pony die? #
  • 11:37 @ctrlzee That just reminds me of the scene in The Simpsons where Marge throws jimmies in a guys eyes while trying to get the usurper, Becky. #
  • 11:46 @OMG_Ponies I thought you would refer to this: bit.ly/XlBFg #
  • 11:52 @EBone What did you get in math? Math skills affect pony health. #
  • 12:11 @OMG_Ponies Remember that all Hass avocados come from the same tree. #
  • 13:08 @frucci do you get Pizza? #
  • 13:12 @EBone Then no. Bad math affects your ponies health. #
  • 13:37 @thelinziest Whenever I see M. Night Shamalamadingdongs name, I almost want to turn whatever it is off. #
  • 13:58 @itscarmennn I just got my "netflix" copy of that, and might watch it this weekend. #
  • 19:45 Unless he comes back to life,stop breaking in w/Breaking News saying michael jackson is dead. #
  • 22:05 Do the recent mention of cake being a lie, I have crafted a new gif, along the lines of my Shenanigans one: bit.ly/3L2YF6 #
  • 22:08 Anyone know the current status of Steve Guttenberg? #
  • 23:00 @Distortedview I know. Anal Cancer should totally trump Cardiac Arrest in news reporting. And it was a three year battle w/Anal Cancer! #
  • 23:31 OK, so green was the color we did for the Iran Elections. What color do we add to make stars stop dying? #
25th-Jun-2009 12:11 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 06:48 @Distortedview Watching that video makes me want to go down to Hot Topic and punch an Emo kid. PLEASE DON'T try to emulate him Tim. #
  • 08:11 @distortedview Tim, rather than link in the show notes, you should favorite vids on your channel, and MAKE people go there to see them. #
  • 08:55 @distortedview #dvdaily New fat man? www.youtube.com/BigMastadon #
  • 09:29 @OMG_Ponies support for Iran Elections and/or wanting girls to believe you support Iran Elections.Same reason I go to Animal Rights protests #
  • 09:39 @devonbowers Bah, mine are cuter. And Ponies has one cuter than mine. #
  • 09:40 @Dilpickle1 No, you have to be at animal rights protests. Protesting chicks are easier than non-protesting ones.They dig the cause support. #
  • 09:51 @devonbowers not lampshades, but laundry baskets, backpacks, crock pots, litter boxes, my sweat shirt & overalls while wearing them, etc... #
  • 09:52 @Dilpickle1 Of course. That's why I have 1 dog and 5 cats, cuz I love them. sometimes. Usually when they sleep, otherwise they are tr ... #
  • 11:14 @devonbowers That looks like a very sad cat. #
  • 11:14 @itscarmennn Inside or outside? #
  • 11:35 @itscarmennn I think many of us would be excited to see you at the gym. And no, not in that way. #
  • 13:38 @thelinziest I made chili Sunday. Sadly, I forgot the beans. #
  • 15:39 @OMG_Ponies Sliding scale for what he/she is admitting? So a certain amount for saying he is a gay-american, a little less for cheating ... #
  • 15:45 @ctrlzee Which made the boxers reading "Sunday" a little more off-putting? #
  • 16:15 @Distortedview TU.Since you ignored my stamping money during the advertise DV contest(not even a bumper sticker), I'm trying for the Chumby. #
  • 18:32 @meghann About 50 miles of AP many moons ago, and do actually yearn to do some more, hopefully with an SO. #
  • 19:44 @Monicks Food rarely cheats on you. #
  • 21:08 @Monicks Well, sometimes it ends up on someone plate/table. It claims they are only friends, but I know the truth. #
  • 22:17 @JohnPoveromo My weapon of choice is a Zippo. #
24th-Jun-2009 12:11 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
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  • 06:16 @distortedview #dvdaily Robot train runs man over in our most f-ed up state.Perhaps powered by monkey brain? bit.ly/17YFc6 #
  • 09:04 @ctrlzee Just Chew It. #
  • 12:45 @Kaiser_Machead What kind of gloves? What length? #
  • 12:46 @OMG_Ponies A menage a Troi? #
  • 13:32 @consumerchris Does XMBC count as "hacking"? bit.ly/pQ4zn #
  • 13:34 @blam Mentioning a EPIRB to you made @ACR406 follow me.They make EPIRBs and PLBs for sportspeople apparently.I'm paranoid enough to look. #
  • 13:35 On the way to work, my car decided it was time to have me learn how it's electrical system works. I am not as happy as yesterday. #
  • 14:04 OK, I did my official "good deed" for the day, and will now be a curmudgeon for the next 24 hours. I apologize in advance. #
  • 14:24 "All To All, By My Mustard!" From the action adventure game: The Adventures of Whistle-Britches In The Tropic Isles bit.ly/CQryd #
  • 14:29 @waitwait He's getting strong now, won't be long now, getting strong now.
    Gonna fly now, flying high now, gonna fly, fly, fly... #
  • 14:30 @devonbowers It's like Lewis Black's "if weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college" line. #
  • 14:36 @devonbowers Want some of my Amphetamines? I always keep back ups in my messenger bag. #
  • 14:55 @OMG_Ponies If wishes were Ponies, the poor would need stables. #
  • 15:24 RT Obama talks tougher on Iran violence bit.ly/dg2HF Does he send them the head of the fly he swatted as proof he means business? #
  • 15:58 @OMG_Ponies Actually, the only Google result is you: bit.ly/G2qmW #
  • 16:23 @bosskev It was both an answer to a question, AND a TNG episode. #
  • 20:42 @EBone Mandatory Euthansia? Tax rebates for people w/webcams? #
  • 21:18 @EBone Do they really hit the blades that often? Aren't they natures D student if they do? #
  • 21:48 @OMG_Ponies bit.ly/mMiWK #
  • 21:57 @distortedview #dvdaily The "kush" for people w/big boobs to help sleep: bit.ly/R9y1C #
  • 22:01 In bumper to bumper traffic,how far from an exit can you start riding on the shoulder to take that exit? #
  • 22:21 @EBone Any chance of finding a harmonic they hate and attaching whistles to the 'bines/a speaker to the base? #
  • 22:24 @EBone Something like owl or Jay calls?There was a recent study that bats can tell each other apart from hearing one call. news.b ... #
  • 22:25 @EBone Grumble: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8085477.stm #
  • 22:56 In for 2 during the #wootoff bit.ly/VKY9q #
  • 22:57 @EBone How about strapping Fran Drescher or James Carvile to a mast. Have you tried that? #
  • 23:08 In for Three in the #wootoff bit.ly/LmFhH #
  • 23:13 It appears the #wootoff is over with no BOC. Perhaps woot! got pissed about ONLY hearing people complain w/no praise for the good things. #
  • 23:18 @Palila I needed three Screaming Monkey keychains. One for each cat! #
  • 23:20 @wjrothman What kind of cheese? #
  • 23:21 @Monicks Depends. I think I lie more when I'm drunk, but I really believe what I'm saying. #
  • 23:32 To really make my head hurt, I sometimes try to figure out what made certain people/companies follow me on Twitter. #
  • 23:38 BTW, I apologize to anyone who checks my webcams at night.The Bulb in my lavalamp burned out, so you can't see. www.JerseyCam.org #
  • 23:38 @wjrothman I'm Italian, so walking out on our "base" cheeses would be tough. Hard cheeses I would agree with you. #
23rd-Jun-2009 12:11 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 01:04 @itscarmennn But why would anyone put MY picture on Craigslist? To try and sell themselves? #
  • 06:06 @diskopo Thanks for letting me know WebSoup was on iTunes. I keep forgetting to watch it.Now I need a iPod that plays video... #
  • 06:08 @itscarmennn Polo! #
  • 06:14 Another week starts up.Trying out newest addition to my Strategic Coffee Reserves,Maxwell House South Pacific Blend. #
  • 06:16 @Distortedview That video is BAD Tim. Why would she use the "seed" in the box, I mean how old is it? #
  • 06:47 @OMG_Ponies Don't mix those last two up. #
  • 07:47 @OMG_Ponies When is the next Comi-con in NYC? #
  • 11:04 @OMG_Ponies I saw that when it went on sale last night, but wasn't sure if you would have liked it. #
  • 11:47 @OMG_Ponies I wasn't sure if the bacon was bacon enough for your tastes. It's a shame they didn't credit you on Giz. #
  • 11:57 @waitwait Is that the pudding cookie salad recipe Peter was talking about? #
  • 12:03 @OMG_Ponies OK, I'll remember for next time. :) #
  • 12:19 I firmly believe no one can make boxers and wool socks look attractive. #
  • 13:12 @OMG_Ponies Only problem was he had to pay the mandatory gratuity. #
  • 13:24 @JohnPoveromo I agree. Let me grab my boat and row over to your house so we can discuss it further. #
  • 13:47 @meghann I wonder how many people do a hunchback impression, trying to be funny. #
  • 13:57 @Monicks From what I understand, things will be brought back up in 40 days, as that is how the mourning process goes on over there. #
  • 14:31 @infmom Also wonder if the bank will actually have money. B/c it's not there,it's in Joe's and the Kennedy and Mrs. Macklin's house. #
  • 15:00 @OMG_Ponies I half expect those things to try and sell me chalupas. #
  • 15:17 @OMG_Ponies : bit.ly/nFShA #
  • 16:46 @itscarmennn Didn't want to have to call fish out of water on ya. #
  • 17:19 @ginatrapani @blam "We may inadvertently commit journalism." That is just wrong. #
  • 22:03 So much laundry, so much folding. Almost done though.Switched to Monkey's Jumping sheets on bed. #
  • 22:05 @distortedview Hey Tim, just had an awesome idea for a prize. How about a Distorted View Modded CPU case?Get it painted in a DV theme. #
  • 22:09 @distortedview or even better, make two and sell on on eBay, like the DV purse from many moons ago. bit.ly/468JAg #
  • 22:11 I just realized what I am missing from the chili I made last night. Beans. Stupid, I'm so stupid! #
  • 22:25 "Family" is one of the better Star Trek TNG episodes, IMHO. Love to see Patrick Stewart really act. #
22nd-Jun-2009 12:10 am - Stray SteveDave Thoughts
Mythbusters
  • 00:47 @distortedview Why is it some of my comments don't show up on youTube vids?It's ruining my chances for you giving me a chubby,I mean Chumby #
  • 00:49 @distortedview Either way, I like you looking at the camera and the moving background.Getting very professional! #
  • 01:02 @Monicks www.chumby.com/ #
  • 01:04 Sometimes when someone you really care about gets hurt, it makes you realize how much you still love them. #
  • 01:55 It's nearly 2am and I find myself compelled to watch Drumline instead of sleep. #
  • 02:00 Why do I feel the urge to buy leather pants? And this is not the first time. Any downside to leather pants anyone knows about? #
  • 02:31 @ryan2131 I never watched that show. I heard it was good. #
  • 02:32 @bucho54 Well, I live on a horse farm, so we have plenty of leather care products... And there's always Gold Bond Powder! #
  • 12:14 @blam Ever think about adding a personal EPIRB to your gear? They are cheap compared to waiting for someone to notice you missing. #
  • 12:18 @OMG_Ponies Chicago Commodities Exchange? #
  • 12:23 @itscarmennn I found them. Huck was innocent. It was teh evil kittehs who knocked them off my desk. #
  • 12:25 @jeeram Well, luckily, I don't plan on performing a concert tour, so these would be for special occasions. #
  • 12:26 @bucho54 Well,I usually feel like a village idiot,not a village person,so I am starting to only see pros to leather pants & not many cons. #
  • 12:28 @itscarmennn Carmen, you're so smart. The cats are jealous of him since his recent bath. #
  • 12:40 @itscarmennn Yes, bathed. You'd be amazed how much hair he shed: bit.ly/a6U4g #
  • 12:41 @itscarmennn You need to re-apply your nail polish. #
  • 12:56 @mattbuchanan Better off waiting until you're near the people with the defibrillator, adrenaline, and nitro. #
  • 13:03 Awesomely cute photo of Dizzy on her favorite nap spot: bit.ly/6d0Ps #
  • 13:44 Thanks to Photobuckets new Stats feature, I'm finding out who is cross-posting my Gawker picts. Adding watermarks now: bit.ly/JOW0z #
  • 13:46 @carolzara @Monicks has been covering the elections almost exclusively. I get all my news from her. #
  • 14:45 Recent inventory of the Strategic Coffee Reserves of the SteveDave household shows critical supply levels. CafCon 2 has been declared. #
  • 18:35 @EBone Oh, I have a male. Dumb as a hammer. I mean, he is an absolute idiot. Breaks into cabinets, then brings the evidence to you. #
  • 18:38 After negotiating, The Strategic Reserves of Coffee,Deodorant,Pop-Tarts and Chili have been replenished in the GESD Household. CafCon 4 now. #
  • 20:20 @OMG_Ponies that Apt. that collapsed near you? #
  • 22:14 @devonbowers He wishes he had a double burner. He likes his cast iron, but he has a small bullpen. #
  • 22:24 @devonbowers Now here is my Lodge Pro Grid Iron Double Burner griddle, helping me make chili today: bit.ly/1sdu1G #
  • 22:40 @EBone She's also the only cat I have had that doesn't have a pattern that ends on her stomach.Goes all the way: bit.ly/1ygNH #
  • 23:05 @EBone Dizzy has a sister, angel. She's the one on the left next to Dizzy in the center: pics.livejournal.com/gitemstevedave/pic/ ... #
  • 23:05 @bosskev Who's he? Any relation to Sarah Michelle Gellar? #
  • 23:08 @EBone Here's another one. Angel is on the left and Zippo is on the right. Dizzy in the center: pics.livejournal.com/gitemsteve ... #
  • 23:09 @itscarmennn I was just offering. And you aren't? I need to spend more time around Vietnamese women. #
  • 23:10 @EBone And here is her idiot brother, Skeeter. Dumbest cat on Earth: pics.livejournal.com/gitemstevedave/pic/0003yf8a/g1 #
  • 23:14 @itscarmennn Not that I'm into feet,but your feet look good.I like the tattoo and the regressive toe.Just thought polish went all the way. #
  • 23:28 @itscarmennn Well, if I ever get another GF, I'll remember that if she wants me to paint her nails. #
  • 23:34 I just found out this photo is being used on Craigslist and Myspace. WHY?? bit.ly/YWwKY #
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