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The Tao of Jersey
Or: What the hell is on the mind of that JerseyCam guy?
i'm smitten 
28th-Dec-2009 03:48 pm
Mythbusters
well, it's nearly 2010, and after another year of being single, I thought it would be nice to have a little break down of the girls I have been smitten with over the past year. They more than likely have no clue who I even am, but that doesn't bother me. I hope if anyone comes across this they are not freaked out, because I do not mean it as such.

First, I'd like to bring up Elizabeth Lambert.

This amazing girl entered my awareness after she was accused of being a brutal and dirty soccer player for the New Mexico Lobos. But it wasn't true. If you watch the video of her, she isn't violent. She applies force in an almost surgical manner and with precision. That's the furthest thing from violence.


Next, I'd thought we'd stray from the sports world, and explore my attraction for humorous women. At the top of the list is Sarah Haskins.

Sarah Haskins is a comedian and also a host on Current TV. She is hilarious and amazingly smart, and at least from what I have seen of her, someone whom I'd like to hang around with.

While we are discussing people on TV, I thought we'd bring up someone who appears on TV shows as well as commercials. Her name is Stephanie Courtney, and you may know her better as "Flo", the Progressive Insurance Cashier.

Not only is she very attractive, from her stand-up clips I have seen, she is pretty gosh darn funny. Besides intelligence, humor is something important I find important for a woman to have. Also, and this may just be in my head, but soon after declaring my smitten status, this commercial aired. Tell me if you notice how I'm subtely mentioned:

Didja catch it?

Next is someone whom I don't even know her last name. It's Hannah the Apple Computer employee who taught us how to use the new iPod Shuffle.

Except for the video, I know nothing else about her, but I still think she's very easy on my eyes.

Since we are on the subject of technology, let's move towards science, specifically, Herpetology. Kristin Stanford is the "Snake Lady", and I saw her on Dirty Jobs.

Not only is she keeping up with Mike Rowe, she is giving him a run for his money at times. She tough, smart, and funny. Also, having recently befriended a certain "Herp chick", I have come to appreciate the unique personality they posses, and have taken a shine to it.
Comments 
23rd-Aug-2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
Wishes to remain unnamed
you are fucking creepy
24th-Aug-2011 03:10 pm (UTC)
Hard to argue with such well thought out logic.
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