The Tao of Jersey

RoofCoffeeCup Glossary

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:15:56 GMT

So in order to shorten my tweets for RoofCoffeeCup, I thought I should make some standard abbreviations to use instead of writing them all out, and also define what they mean. This list will be updated if a better description is suggested, or something missing needs to be added. Also, when tweeting reactions, please add the "#RoofCoffeeCup" hashtag, so that everyone can find the tweets by doing a simple search, like this. I tweet the trip to and from work by themselves, but if I go out somewhere, I only tweet once.

Honk: Well, just what it says. It's when someone honks their horn to let you know. If someone uses a truck air horn or a firetruck horn, you can list that separately. I also usually only count each car that honks, not the number of honks. So if one car honks three times, I only count it as one "honk".

Point: This is when someone points at the cup, either at yours or at the roof of theirs from inside. This is not the same as the...

Mime: The mime is when someone goes through the motion of putting a imaginary and/or a real cup on their own roof. If they hold up a coffee cup in their own car, that ALSO counts as a mime.

Stare: A stare is when anyone just stares as you go by either in a car's passenger seat or on the side of the road, but doesn't tell you.

Wave: A wave is when a driver, passenger, or pedestrian waves their arm(s) to let you know.

Flash: No, a flash is not when someone lifts their shirt at you. It's when someone flashes their car headlights at you.

Yell: A yell is when someone just yells at/to you. You can break this down, if you want, to what they yell, like Yo! or Hey! or Sir!.

Tell: A tell is when someone tells you about the coffee. This can happen while driving or be done by a pedestrian. However, if someone in another car tells you while you are at a stop light, it becomes a...

Stop-Light-Tell(SLT): A Stop Light Tell is when another driver tells you about the coffee while at a stop light. However, if in the process of telling you at a stop light, it becomes a...

Stop Light Get Out(SLGO): This is when someone gets out of their car physically. It can be either just opening the door, all the way to walking up to your door/window. The only step higher than this is a...

Stop Light Take Off(SLTO): This is when either a pedestrian or other driver attempts to take the cup off. I usually stop them by this time, thank them, and hand them a card so they can follow the cup online.

Someone Taking Your Picture or Video(Cam): Cam covers anyone you see taking your photo or video with a cell phone or camera. You'll sometimes catch people out of the corner of your eye or see a flash.

Double Take(2x Take): This is when someone looks at you, then looks again, almost like that can't believe it and have to check again.

Along-Side-Rider(ASR): An Along-Side-Rider is someone who either speeds up or slows down and pulls even with you. I usually only count someone as an ASR when they stay with me for at least a half mile/30 seconds.

Most of these can be used with descriptors for notable events, like "Cute girl w/Cam" or "Cop on side of road point". Sometimes, a few can happen at once and each action should be counted. If someone pulls along side you while driving, honks, points at your roof, and tells you that "there's a coffee on you roof", that would be 1 ASR, 1 honk, 1 point, and 1 tell. Others can "escalate", i.e. a yell can progress to a tell, so in the end it's a tell. If someone does a SLT(Stop Light Tell), then gets out, then I count it as a SLGO(Stop Light Get Out).

If anyone thinks I missed something, or has something to add, please add a comment below.

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:05:32 GMT

10:45 Almost at work! maps.google.com/?q=40.6342%2C-74.2683 #
11:45 13 honks,1 flash,1 whistle,4 tells,5 points,7 Along-Side-Riders,1 Stop Light Tell,1 Stop Light Get Out,2 2xTakes & 1 stare. #RoofCoffeeCup #
12:26 Just sent a reply to the nice reporter who wants to do a piece on me! #
17:02 Sitting next to @GitEmSteveDave waiting to do an interview, so I'll be delayed getting on the road tonight. #
18:32 OK, interview over. very nervous, but thought it went well. Time to hit the open road. Kinda late, but lets hope people are awake! #
20:00 1 flash, 3 honks, and 1 yell. #RoofCoffeeCup #
21:03 ZOMG, My story is growing! bit.ly/6RWj74 #
21:08 ZOMG, another one! bit.ly/8bPMnK #
21:09 And again! bit.ly/92RxCY #
21:11 WOW! bit.ly/89iiBe everyone seems to be talking about me! I'm so embarrassed! #
21:26 Uh, does anyone speak French? bit.ly/8wtXji #

Roof Coffee Cup

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:51:14 GMT

So what IS the Roof Coffee Cup?

Well, after reading an article by the smart and VERY attractive Rosa Golijan about a study in which a researcher sent a student dressed as a clown around a college campus, then asked cellphone users if they noticed anything unusual, I got an idea.

In the study, the cellphone users were less than half as likely to have noticed the clown on the unicycle. So, if they were oblivious to this:

how would drivers, who should not be on cellphones because they are distracting, react to seeing something unusual, i.e. a coffee cup on someone's car roof?

On the advice of OMG!Ponies!, I started with a discarded Starbucks coffee cup, complete with the cup condom. I cleaned the cup, dried it, and then applied a few coats of lacquer. After it dried, I hot glued the holder onto the outside, added some paper to the inside to give it a little reinforcement, then glued the lid on. To keep it attached to my car, I took three magnets from some hard drives, and glued them to a piece of round plastic, which was glued lightly to the cup. In theory, the cup should come off before the magnets do:

Lastly, I added some electric tape to the bottom to stop it from scratching my car and also giving it some grip to prevent sliding.

What I ended up with was a realistic looking coffee cup that will stay stuck to my roof at highway speeds. Which, honestly, is one of the things that makes me laugh the most. I can take a turn at 15-20 mph and the cup won't move, and people will still think it's going to fall off. What's even funnier is that you think people would back off when they think a cup might fall off your roof. But they don't, they usually speed up and tailgate me. But that isn't the only reaction I get.

There are a few main reactions I get. You have your "alongside riders", which are people who pull even with you while driving, and try to signal you. You have your honkers, who usually just honk. You have wavers, yellers, pointers, light flashers, and even the "imitators", who mime that there is a coffee on your roof by pretending to put one on theirs. The top people are the "retrievers". These are the people who at a stop light get out of their car and try to take the cup off the roof. Most people as soon as they try to take it off, realize it's stuck to the roof and laugh. Some actually take it off and don't realize it has no coffee in it.

But to be honest, as of yet, I have yet to see someone with a cellphone or texting notice the cup on my roof. This includes a person on a corner, waiting for a green light, talking on a cellphone, and didn't notice the cup literally three feet in front of her IN her line of sight.

So THAT is the roof coffee cup. It has it's own Twitter hash tag, and now it's own Twitter account: http://twitter.com/RoofCoffeeCup. There's discussion about installing a camera in the cup to get peoples reactions, but that costs money, so it's a dream right now.

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:00:45 GMT

09:06 @Distortedview Here's some hoodies for you Tim. bit.ly/Vcnqn #
09:07 @ra2daj Not without the spell check correcting it. #
10:47 @consumerchris I need to reregister all my domains. I'll be happy if you share the results of your search. #
12:44 @EBone how does he repel bats? #
13:01 @catastrophegirl IIRC, they only grow in one place in FL, right? #
13:22 Everyone following my saga, I reset my Windows Socks Catalog, and I am online and downloading updates for MS right now, including SP3 #
13:22 @catastrophegirl I meant that the Datil peppers only grew in this one portion of FL. IIRC, they had a product called "Datil do it" sauce. #
13:44 @lnorthrup Look up car alarm places. They usually do audio as well. IIRC, MacAddict/MacLife had a article on how-to. #
13:50 @catastrophegirl bit.ly/143qcS #
13:51 @JohnPoveromo At least you have a place to recover for your hernia. #
14:07 @consumerchris bit.ly/X7My7 #
14:41 @infmom I use bag balm at night, but I wake up with cat hair stuck to my eye lids in the morning. #
14:45 @jrsydevils was a lot of trial and error, mostly error. #
14:48 @jrsydevils I tried a million things to get it online, but once it was, everything was cool and smooth. #
14:57 @jrsydevils It took me like 7 months to paint my case, then transfer my computer over to it. #
15:04 @jrsydevils The painting is what held me up: bit.ly/pWV68 #
16:40 @92BuickLeSabre My gout is starting to throb thinking about all you can eat shellfish. #
17:36 It's all grown up now,so I need to let it explore the Internet on it's own.If you see him, leave a link in the comments. bit.ly/JagvG #
18:08 Does anyone know if I jailbreak the Splurge, can I jailbreak it DOWN to 3.0 and is jailbreaking reversible? #
18:10 If there is an easy guide to jailbreaking a 2nd Gen iPod Touch and it can be reversed, send me a reply please. #
20:23 @Distortedview congrats Tom. You know what would make him feel better? Dragon lube. I want to see Mom & Dad figure out what it is. #
20:24 @GitEmSteveDave Damn small keypad on my Splurge. I need a stylus! #
20:26 @catastrophegirl how much do your nipples need to bleed to be a emergency? bit.ly/3JV4b8 #
21:13 @Tawnie I did. still in the mail] #
21:42 @appletoad Uh oh, I did go to 3.1 #
21:46 @OMG_Ponies I also used to keep 2 boxes of roofing nails in the center console to throw out my sunroof if I got followed again. #
21:48 OK, I'm only slightly loving the country outfits more than the cheerleading outfits. Is that a role playing thing, or just the outfit/girl? #
21:51 OK, fixed my license plate holder, put my fan jerky on the fan, got a Confuckered PC working, and I think I'm forgetting something. #
21:52 @92BuickLeSabre I want someone who can do a "Broken Cowboy". #
21:57 @OMG_Ponies I pulled over & waited with a tool booth attendant until She called the SP & gave me "permission" to do 105 in the Nissan. #
21:58 OK Glee, where did you find a fitted shirt for someone you didn't know would be there until 5 minutes ago? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:00:56 GMT

00:09 @Distortedview one good thing about cats is they wash dishes for you. #
00:32 @infmom death from above!! #
11:18 @blam is it Jesus's iron bar in your leg. #
11:30 @OMG_Ponies My laptop bag is cooler. It has a bottle opener. #
11:31 Why I hate Microsoft:I removed a CD-RW drive from my system & now Office refuses to start because I made "significant changes" to my comp. #
11:33 @thelinziest The same thing happened with me and Tennis. I once understood for about 15 minutes how it was scored, then lost it. #
11:50 @infmom Have you ever seen a catgoyle? bit.ly/jkEyj #
11:53 @infmom No, extremely dumb cat who doesn't understand grab-ity. #
12:05 YAY! Maps on the Splurge finally knows where I am when I'm home. Good thing I registered my MAC addy. #
12:08 @ctrlzee Second. #
12:45 OK, picking brains, RT if you can: I have a computer that had Cryptor virus/malware & after cleaning, won't go online/update. Why? #
12:49 @jrsydevils Nothing.Turned it off to pull this drive out & still have a DVD-RW in there I've had for a year, but when restarted, error. #
12:50 @jrsydevils Trying to DL a copy of the Office CD, since of course I can't find the install disk now that I need it. #
13:04 @jrsydevils I've run AVG and Malwarebytes. It's clean, but I think something got moved/deleted that was infected which is messing with DNS. #
13:04 @Tawnie I cleaned it, but I can connect to a network, but not even bring up the routers page. In IE, it brings me to / #
13:12 @Tawnie what did you reg hack/send me a link what to use? #
13:33 @webitss I got rid of Cryptor with Malwarebytes, but I think it modified a file/reg key, which is why i can't get it online/to update Win. #
14:21 @jrsydevils No specific errors, but no program can seem to make it to the internet, or even to the router homepage.FF, IE, AVG, Malware, etc #
14:22 @Tawnie yeah, I would go through the reg, but don't know what everything is. May just re-install/repair OS w/install DVD. #
14:26 @EBone Actually, they are found in the rainbow blossoming scat of unicorns, like this one: bit.ly/3eM8ga #
14:29 @Tawnie It's not MY computer, alas.Had a similar problem a few months back w/ Conficker & a repair/install fixed it & didn't lose any data. #
15:22 @OMG_Ponies You want to play with House's fuzzy ball? #
15:22 @Kaiser_Machead Good news, it's also a suppository! #
15:32 @jrsydevils I turned it off because it was hiding itself in there as well.I just DL'ed a Media Edition OEM CD, and will do a repair install. #
15:45 @jrsydevils I suppose I could re-activate it now, eh? #
16:10 @infmom Dang nab it! Now I'm going to want a cane! #
16:31 @catastrophegirl You have an adjustable House cane? But anyway, I own a saw and also a clamp and Gorilla Glue. #
16:48 @lnorthrup Stock up? Like Jill on Hoarders? I didn't know they made pasta from corn... #
16:50 I am writing my doctoral thesis on why maxwell House coffee is ONLY good to the last drop, and never any further. #
16:57 @lnorthrup Jill was from the first episode. She was the old lady. bit.ly/f1CHz #
17:03 OK, does anyone know why a windows install CD will tell me the product ID is invalid when I have a nice good sticker on the side with the #? #
17:05 @jrsydevils It is that heavenly coffee. #
17:09 @adholmes Nope, both Media Edition. Perhaps because this is a SP3 disk, and this computer wasn't originally SP3? #
17:10 @adholmes I have a sheet of paper with license stickers on it that I "recovered " from old computers I have found.Perhaps one of those... #
17:12 @EBone #1, the computer isn't online, #2, the product ID is on the side of the computer. I'm trying to do an OS repair. #
17:14 @EBone I could try uninstalling SP3, then try repairing it under SP2, then downloading the SP3 when it gets back online.Or give him XP. #
17:17 @adholmes I'm DLing a Compaq Media Center Install disk right now. #
17:26 @EBone I wouldn't do anything illegal to someone elses computer] #
17:28 @EBone I doubt it. The only weird thing is that the number on the side, and the number stored in the registry are different. i tried both. #
17:32 @Tawnie haha. #
18:09 Anyone who wants to join my Dojo on MyBrute's iPhone or iPod app, enter the code CDIAFIFE to join the GitEmSteveDave Dojo. Could be fun! #
18:22 @jrsydevils media center. I just uninstalled SP3 from the system, and the code worked with the SP2 install disk I had. GRRRRR #
18:37 @jrsydevils There isn't.But this isn't MY computer.Besides, I added a cool blue CCT to this case the first time I fixed it & looks cool. #
18:40 @jrsydevils Besides, as soon as I can get it online, I can run Windows Update and she'll be good. #
18:47 @EBone Not in CA!!@ #
20:44 Trying to activate windows on the phone. #
21:39 @blam depending on the home, they might move in. #
22:45 @EBone head south and she'll be safe when people say three instead of "tree". #
22:58 @infmom oriental rugs? #
22:59 Oh noes, a Kardashian is pregnant out of wedlock. Who'da thunk it? #
23:01 I found bugs in my muffin mix. Who do I call, the company or store? #
23:04 When will my stlyii show up? #
23:06 @Tawnie yeah and they are only in the oatmeal muffin mix, not my bran muffin mix. #
23:07 And just in case anyone wondered, a cats paw WILL work on a iPhone / iPod screen. Cats don't speel well though. #
23:09 @appletoad even in factory sealed bags? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:00:58 GMT

08:57 @OMG_Ponies Bacon shirt on woot! #
09:37 @rosagolijan single or double? #
09:40 @EBone tra la la #
12:24 @rosagolijan well one year the ex and wanted to go with me in my vestments and her dressed as a young boy a la Dennis the menance. #
13:23 @jesusdiaz I like Bumbum. As in, the Bumbum song. bit.ly/KJVmi #
13:24 My bum is on the cheese! bit.ly/fAb8I #
13:28 I want to hear the cannon, not the loon. Can I hear the loony-loon again too? bit.ly/KJVmi #
13:29 What movie did I watch this weekend? Here's a clue! bit.ly/9HFSf #
14:21 @mattbuchanan I too, must start exercising again. I need to work out with someone to get me motivated, though. #
15:21 @ginatrapani that's the reason I have a clear shower curtain and also keep a plastic knife in there as well. #
15:39 @infmom you're in CA. Isn't there a bunch of grocery fairies? #
17:34 @catastrophegirl fewer than five years ago. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:00:59 GMT

10:48 @catastrophegirl #
12:08 Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. #glee #
12:20 @EBone Or the made God angry. Do you want a happy god or an angry god? bit.ly/Ud0ym #
12:32 I had sex with your mother. No, seriously. I cleaned your pool & then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets. #Glee #
14:32 @Distortedview Have you seen his humps? His lovely manly lumps? #
15:07 OK, is Wayne Night Newman from Seinfeld or Nedry from Jurassic Park? #
15:10 @bpopken Weird, I just saw two dogs being walked by invisible girls. #
15:11 @jrsydevils Well, when referring to him to someone who may not know him, what character do you refer to? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:00:49 GMT

02:44 @OMG_Ponies At least you didn't have a drunk or asleep driver almost cross into your lane, then the side of the tunnel blowing out his tire. #
02:45 @Kaiser_Machead and the pizza was good! #
02:47 @catastrophegirl I make freezer sauce or chili with meat like that. #
10:12 @OMG_Ponies except for the guy who crossed into my lane then into the wall of the tunnel, I was fine. I did get a car of girls flashing me. #
10:13 @OMG_Ponies I put the new wool blanket on the bed last night and woke up with all three on the bed. #
10:19 Demonoid updated it's status! #
10:57 Thanx @blam @frucci @ctrlzee @mattbuchanan @jesusdiaz @turnipsun for all the hard work and the fun I had @gizgallery .Sorry if I forgot any1 #
11:20 @gizgallery I have a wedding today for someone at work.Don't want to piss off a bride to be you work with on her wedding day.I like living. #
11:21 @EBone No, it's BETTER than High School Musical. What episode you watch? #Glee #
11:48 @blam They were delicious pancakes. #
17:59 @Hit106Matt I was in New York last night for the Gizmodo Gallery and almost got run off the road in Hoboken on the way home. #
18:00 @carolzara I don't have many people watching my webcams for the same reason. #
21:45 @frucci I find myself let down by your lack of hipster dominance. #
23:12 @EBone Keep watching, the episodes get better. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:00:50 GMT

00:30 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
06:56 If the 6.5lb wool blanket I have coming to the house is half as warm as I think it is, I want a very cold winter this year. #
07:22 @OMG_Ponies Why only men, and what kind of keys? Reg/product keys? House keys? Car keys? PGP keys? #
07:25 @OMG_Ponies All hail hypnocat. #
07:54 Why is a whistle and flip-flops essential for the bride to be to have when attending a bachelorette party? #
08:20 @Distortedview I hope your Dad/You are OK. #
08:24 Screw you iTunes if you think I am paying 1.99 for shows that played on broadcast TV last night.The Splurge was my splurge, not TV episodes. #
09:11 @lnorthrup want to toast two bagels? #
09:19 @lnorthrup Are you going to complain about the current two pack of Roombii? #
09:19 @OMG_Ponies you forgot @rosagolijan #ff #
09:33 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

& P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
11:36 @lnorthrup Lifestream. It came with my iPod AIM app. It IS annoying, I will disable. #
12:20 @lnorthrup I like it. #
12:56 Have you ever worked/known/related to/with someone with whom you thought that if breathing wasn't an autonomic reflex, they would suffocate? #
13:06 I dropped my Casio G-Shock on the top/cuneiform of my foot as I was getting into the shower this mornin, and it really hurts/is swollen now. #
13:31 Most important, Agent Me, need list of structures for car parking near @gizgallery of which operating hours are many, cost is low, and safe. #
16:04 @OMG_Ponies Isn't it? What episode you up to? #
16:35 BOC!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
16:36 YES! GOT MY BOC's!!!! #
16:59 @Notsewfast wooters.us. Shhhhhh. I also VNC to my computers at home, so I have three chances to get an order in. #
17:09 Off to the @gizGallery See you all son barring traffic. #
19:34 Finally here at the Gallery. #
19:43 I have to never rag on Chris Mascari again. #
19:47 @92BuickLeSabre i'm back by the 103 Panny! #
20:13 @gizgallery awesome frakking show! #
20:31 @jesusdiaz good seeing you, if only for a little. #
21:11 @omg_ponies Is your tattoo tingling at the sound of the imperial march? #
21:23 Btw, thanks Glenn for putting Huck out. #
22:30 @lnorthrup #
23:21 @bpopken did the bartender say why the long face? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:00:54 GMT

00:03 @infmom yawcam is free. #
07:00 @appletoad well, it's my house, so when I'm at work, nothing much happens. #
09:07 What? OK! What? YEAH! And what? OK!! bit.ly/gFK3i #
09:08 Showering is my favorite spectator sport rite after aerobics. Do YOU have a little country in you? Want some?
Top Five Cute Girls I'd ... #
09:26 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

& P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
11:08 I'm away from the house at work. Feel free to chat me up to break the monotony. While at work, I will not be visible on JerseyCam (h ... #
12:06 @92BuickLeSabre Did you notice we seem to be getting retweeted? #
12:10 @lnorthrup These used to be mine: bit.ly/z6Yg & bit.ly/Y9vLc This is my current: bit.ly/kRJD #
12:15 @92BuickLeSabre Are we become a meme? #
12:28 @frucci bit.ly/3TAWtN Sneakey #
13:59 @infmom Oh, wireless? Hrmmm. I can tell you almost all my cams were bought on Black Friday. I got my PTZ Logitech for 9.99 after rebates. #
14:00 @infmom Also, all my cams are wired. USB can go more than 16feet. #
14:08 @infmom Hrmmm. Well, Harbor Freight sells wired waterproof cams for ~29.99. Then all you would need is a video card to convert the signal. #
14:49 @blam Yes, obey or he might have to.....taze someone. #
15:15 @OMG_Ponies BTW, you have the right pants for those boots? #
15:22 @bpopken I would, but the plea bargain I agreed to says I can't find out. #
15:22 RT @mattbuchanan: everybody should wish @jesusdiaz a happy 40th birthday, by the way #
15:24 Hey Buy.com , I ordered a iPod Touch OtterBox case, and over a week later, I'm still "processing" on an item that ships in 1 to 2 days. #
15:36 @Tawnie This is my first problem, of course. And it's the one thing I reallllly need. It's a waterproof case for my Splurge! #
15:41 @Tawnie Plus, lets see those suckbags try to tell me I exposed it to water! #
15:42 RT @jwherrman: RT @jesusdiaz: @mattbuchanan Fucker, I'm only 40. //And you have lots of time left on this world still! #
15:53 @blam True Love or "To blave" which, as we all know, to blave means to bluff? #
15:54 @jwherrman Bobcat? #
16:22 OK, VNCed into the computers at home in anticipation of a Random BOC on woot!. #
16:26 Does anyone know if there is an app to turn a iphone into a wearable webcam? #
16:35 @grimmlock Doesn't seem to be. I'm trying to find a good reason to buy a used iPhone and it would qualify as one. #
16:37 @grimmlock I'm looking for something that will take a picture every so many minutes &upload to a server over wifi,like on GitEmSteveDave.com #
16:39 @jwherrman I don't want live, just every so many minutes, so I could att it to my site. #
16:42 @carolzara It's the forbidden dance, right? Or is that the Tango del la Muerta? #
16:47 @ra2daj Nope. Will be Friday though. I'll be the guy with the hat and Green LED nametag, not the poser in the cowboy boots. #
16:58 @grimmlock If I can FTP to my server, I can have my site automatically use the picture. #
17:10 @lnorthrup Or a delicious meat product. bit.ly/HsC9c #
17:20 @grimmlock Thanks. Now I just need the time lapse app and the iPhone. #
17:34 @Tawnie Not a real app yet. #
17:36 @americanapparel You should really consider @carolzara for a model. She really roxs your soxs! #
18:07 @rosagolijan maybe if there weren't so many people there! #
18:17 @Kaiser_Machead how about I just take your tech and remember you fondly? #
18:17 @lnorthrup that should have been a ? At the end of that tweet. I need my iPod stylii. #
18:25 @infmom they follow you as well? #
18:27 @rosagolijan if you want some better surroundings, NJ is only a few miles away. Less smog and NYers also. #
18:28 @infmom same here. It's why I hate mentioning things in tweets sometimes. #
22:18 upgrading the Splurge to OS 3.1.1 #
22:21 @92BuickLeSabre Thank gods for the itunes store so I can download them both to the Splurge. #
22:31 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

& P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
22:31 Around the house. Call me @ 908-912-GESD or my cell #.

JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), Twitter & LJ (gitemstevedave.live ... #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:58 GMT

07:32 Around the haus cleaning and watching COPS. Cell me, or GoogleVoice me @908-912-GESD .

JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), Twitte ... #
09:17 Hey fellow freaks, what is the URL for the fat Man's weight loss site? I need it to help promote Tim on Gizmodo #dvdaily #
09:35 Showering is my favorite spectator sport rite after aerobics. Do YOU have a little country in you? Want some?
Top Five Cute Girls I'd ... #
09:38 Work Work Work, then eating, then Work Work Work, and finally home.

& P.S. If this is Austin, I still luv U. <\\3 #
10:57 I'm away from the house at work. Feel free to chat me up to break the monotony. While at work, I will not be visible on JerseyCam (h ... #
11:04 @OMG_Ponies I think I found a costume for you for next Halloween: bit.ly/dtnm8 #
11:10 @consumerchris Yay, you finally have an icon. #
11:28 @OMG_Ponies You know what you need? A "you just got OMG!Ponied!" gif for when you leave your comment grenades and get people. #
11:37 @lnorthrup Wouldn't it more correct to say he will be SINGING it back? #
13:34 @blam Do the Taser sample cartridges come with the ID dots installed? #
13:38 Made 2 more card holders.The one on the bottom right is mine, top right is for someone & the left one is available. bit.ly/yOVMo #
14:19 @catastrophegirl Disney brand circuit boards? #
14:28 @catastrophegirl Wow, so Disney is responsible for all those kids stripping circuit boards in China? I knew it! #
14:32 @catastrophegirl well, it sounded like you sold more than 200. #
15:43 @gizgallery Are there any templates for us to use for etching? There's no links to them anywhere. #
21:02 Somewhere in my house and/or car is a Monster iPod charger, and I have no clue where. #
21:03 And to answer a question, I got it for nearly nothing. #
21:12 ZOMG, Single Ladies playing, plaid socks, and kicking a field goal. I love Glee! #
21:13 @92BuickLeSabre It is a powerful force! #
21:15 @92BuickLeSabre I love that mailman scene, and I have SO been in the no sex, but I may be pregnant situation. #
21:26 OK, found my Monster Charger. It was in the farm pick up. Feel better. #
21:32 Around the haus washing clothes and watching Glee. Cell me, or GoogleVoice me @908-912-GESD .

JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), ... #
21:50 ZOMG, this scene in Glee just beat the practice scene from before. And finally got this video out of my mind. bit.ly/18cyAO #
21:56 Damn good scene in Glee just now. You wanted a pair of sensible heels for your third birthday. #
21:57 @consumerchris I like the icon. Feels "Onion"-y, which is good. #
22:00 "Somebody To Love" was done best by Anne Hatheway, sorry #glee bit.ly/13eUfd #
22:12 @Distortedview I am TOTALLY loving it, which is bad because then season 2 will prolly stink, like Heroes. #
22:15 @OMG_Ponies A KILT. YOU NEED A KILT. SCOTS LIKE BACON! #
22:34 @EBone NO. Even though I caught some people filming in my driveway, I will not watch HSM. #
22:35 @OMG_Ponies I hate you. I hate you so much. #
22:40 @OMG_Ponies Looking into those eyes, it's Maxie. #
22:40 @92BuickLeSabre I have about 20 blue "H"'s I found by the high school across the street. #
23:05 @Distortedview Tim, I managed to post a Fat Man vid bit.ly/loFwQ AND a "birds are dying" vid today bit.ly/dJsum . #
23:20 @OMG_Ponies remember they need to be broke in, and you might want to invest in a boot puller. #
23:21 @OMG_Ponies bit.ly/Dnqrv #
23:30 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
23:32 @infmom Stupid Lifestream and my multiple AIM logins make it post like three of my away messages at a time. #
23:33 @OMG_Ponies no break in time for a kilt. #
23:43 @infmom I have 6 but one is in the museum, and the other is pending a good location #
23:46 I was able to recover the files on the flash drive that windows erased on me when I removed it. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:00:57 GMT

07:26 @meghann Mine used to do that, but I sprayed the plants with water, then sprinkled ground Habanero on that, and they barely touched it again #
07:29 Do to my large, powerful, yet also gentle fingers, I bought some ipod stylii from some Ebayer in Brooklyn.Hopefully this cuts down on typos. #
07:30 @EBone Trust me, if the Ex was here to tell you, she would confirm my hoarding tendencies. #
07:57 @Hit106Matt Mouth From The South vs The Loud Mouth From the NorthEast. I'd pay to watch that. #
08:00 @92BuickLeSabre House was on. Way better than anything after mid season 2. #
11:21 @Tawnie make sure you don't update the bread and bake the router. #
11:38 @OMG_Ponies You too? I've always felt my people swam the channel and hiked to Italy. #
12:03 I changed the background on the Splurge to my site's logo, created by @itscarmennn bit.ly/1uiMPb #
12:20 @mattbuchanan Do they come in flavors/additions? I.E. NJ State Fruit Blueberry? #
12:45 @EBone Isn't a "family plaid" a "Tartan"? #
13:20 @sarah_haskins I found it hard to NOT stare at your headlights. #
13:24 Yesterday I spent 1 hour tracking down order info on a SD card reader I bought on 9/1 to find out where it was.It was in my mailbox at home. #
13:26 @EBone Do they like toothless guys? Does this picture invoke sympathy? bit.ly/LvoET #
13:50 The blankets I ordered almost a year ago are finally shipping. 74x81" and 6.6lbs. Hmmm, warm. bit.ly/2TtZ7r #
13:52 @lnorthrup No mention or bad-mouthing of New Jersey. Can't be real. #
14:22 @OMG_Ponies You're in NYC. The Textile District and Little Jerusalem are so close. Just takes a walk from one block to the other to get it. #
16:25 @OMG_Ponies venison bacon explosion? #
18:30 @Tawnie Crisis averted. #
20:36 @OMG_Ponies you know my vote. Boots step on my style. I'll give you the kilt. I don't like on a Scot farm. #
20:50 @92BuickLeSabre @OMG_Ponies No BOOTS. GitEmSteveDave is the cowboy. I have two hats. Let him get a kilt. Even a Utilikilt ! #
21:11 @Scratic Which is why @OMG_Ponies should get a kilt. Being named Ponies and wearing cowboy boots is too predictable. #
21:13 @Tawnie the Italian mafia would never let the Russian mafia buy the nets. #
21:17 @OMG_Ponies where'd you find them? #
21:24 @OMG_Ponies remember, don't step on my style, and Mascari is mine! bit.ly/2m74so #
21:25 @OMG_Ponies Ponies and Julia, the newest Hollywood bomb. #
21:29 @OMG_Ponies is "don't forget to wear your hair-toque" in there? #
21:31 @OMG_Ponies your comment "bimb" is claiming more and more victims. #
21:34 Chef Ramsay and Scott just kicked themselves out of Hell's Kitchen! Who will judge now?!?! #
21:41 @captofdarkness @distortedview would just break down and start throwing Furby's at people. Again. #
21:42 @Tawnie you AND @ebone both. I like being able to torture you both. #
21:59 Does anyone remember a puzzle/game that was a pyramid with 3 LEDS on each corner, and as you flipped it, they would change to the same color #
22:04 OK, I found the patent, but not the name of the game/puzzle! bit.ly/2StHUP #
22:13 @meghann You mean wheat grass, AKA, cat/pet grass? #
22:14 @Tawnie No, this one could be flipped itself. #
22:22 @meghann If you try plants again,put a little ground habenero/jalepeno pepper on the leaves.Saved my Thanksgiving Cacti. bit.ly/5bGKX #
22:28 @meghann When S'mores ate it, I did the pepper trick & that's all from the original plant.Anything that isn't shiny was part of one plant. #
22:29 @catastrophegirl I said habenero flakes. I dry and grind my own. I opened the grinder once, and took me 5 minutes to breathe normally. #
22:45 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
23:04 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam ( www.GitEmSteveDave.com ) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not on the sc ... #
23:05 I can see deer from my window walking along the road by the high school right now. Where's Watson? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:01:08 GMT

00:34 @catastrophegirl it was sub 50 last night. Getting there tonight. #
11:20 @OMG_Ponies A bike. Cars get you frowned upon by smelly hippies. #
11:21 @catastrophegirl Tailgating, improper lighting, registration, DOT papers, failing to signal, weight, etc... #
12:11 @lnorthrup Did Paterson make any jokes about NJ. #
12:12 @blam Uh, perhaps it was an oversight, but I don't see GitEmSteveDave or OMG!Ponies! listed in those picts. #
12:13 @lnorthrup Wow, I do the exact same thing when I hear a camera shutter. #
12:20 @OMG_Ponies Only the people who still use facebook. #
13:28 Anyone have an iPod Touch 2g and can tell me if it's worth going from 3.0 to 3.1.1? Are there any cons? #
13:34 @alexmcelroy Thanks. Do you by any chance know how to play all podcasts in a row, as opposed to clicking on each one? #
13:38 @alexmcelroy Like on my Nano, I select Music>Genre>Podcast, and hit play and it plays all the podcasts one after another. #
13:44 @alexmcelroy Even songs. If I select Music>Artist>Example Artist and hit play on my Nano, it plays all the songs under that artist. #
13:47 @lnorthrup There's something really cool I want you to see and I also want to go out. Pay attention to me. #
14:03 @infmom My Dizzy was like that. She used to ride my shoulder as I fed the horses, and would fall asleep in my hood. #
14:35 @infmom Awwwww. #
14:37 @infmom BTW, I use Hartz PH5 that I add Cedar Shavings to, and w/2 boxes and 3 cats, I change the litter about every ~3 weeks w/no scooping. #
14:39 @waitwait As Peter Sagal showed how much involvement he had in Dirty Dancing 2:Havana Nights,Joe Wilson shouted from the audience,"You Lie!" #
15:25 @OMG_Ponies Again with the teeth humor? @ctrlzee Just consider yourself lucky you're going because you want to. #
15:44 @Distortedview DAMN! House is on tonight, and it's the season premire. I'll still be able to watch Hoarders though. #
15:45 @Distortedview How does it compare to Dragon Lube? #
15:45 @OMG_Ponies I'm sorry dude. #
15:52 @OMG_Ponies No need to apologize. #
17:06 I present: The Barackicorn. May our enemies death before his hands be swift! bit.ly/172TeD twitpic.com/imfho #
19:35 Just found a dead kitten in a carrier on the side of the road. #
20:24 @catastrophegirl I called the police and they came to investigate and called animal control. #
20:25 @ginatrapani I pull the batteries out of mine occasionally. #
21:39 @JohnPoveromo I'll see if I can pencil it in. I'll be in NYC on the 25th for a Gizmodo reader meetup. #
21:40 @Distortedview d'oh. House was getting it on. #
21:41 @Distortedview is Allisons mom bringing more pizza? I had to change channels. #
21:43 Does anyone else think the one Dr. in the psych ward on House looks like Cut Throat Bitch? #
21:49 @EBone Is it true that Beyonce wasn't even up for the same award? #
21:50 @Distortedview she makes a horrible blonde. #
22:01 @OMG_Ponies she said thank you, then smothered Jack Nicholson. #
22:03 Uh oh, the one lady in hoarders has a love for the Clarence rack like I do. #
22:07 Why is it these hoarders are not married, but rather have "partners". #
22:09 @Tawnie good. Means I'm not crazy. #
22:39 @EBone No, I wouldn't marry myself. #
22:50 @OMG_Ponies would Watson like the dog sex doll Frucci has been playoing with? #
23:09 @lnorthrup I was thinking that when I saw that book in the pile #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:00:55 GMT

00:11 @rosagolijan Zack and Miri make a Porno. Good Kevin Smith pict. #
11:44 I am GitEmSteveDave, spelled with a B. #
11:57 What do I look for in a future Ex-Mrs. SteveDave? Someone who will make me coffee in the morning. #
12:37 @92BuickLeSabre Is he single? Well it's hardly a bloody replacement then. You got a slug? #
12:44 @carolzara finally a use for the translate button on my twitter app! Thanx! #
12:46 Just went to Skyhook Wireless's website and entered my AP to their location DB as there is currently some Jersey love missing, so I am lost. #
13:04 @mattbuchanan Nice Magenta sunglass bag Matt. #
13:12 @EBone I don't want a BJ from Mr. Coffee. Besides, I use a Procter Silex Machine, what I call the Brak-o-matic: bit.ly/XbSvq #
13:38 @appletoad Breakfast, what do you think coffee is, besides part of my blood. #
15:04 One of THE BEST episodes of COPS is on G4 right now. It's the "Poppy" segment now. #
22:41 @EBone Big naked guy breaking into a barbershop and getting into a wrestling match in (I believe) Philly also ranks. #
22:41 @EBone As does truckers in the leopard unitard and the cop who breaks a ladies windows out because he believes it's HER house on fire. #
22:42 Found all my pill holders for the week. YAY! #
22:47 @ldmosquera What? I'm not allowed to take pills? #
22:58 @ldmosquera My Ex knocked the teeth out. That's not old age. #
23:19 @ldmosquera I'm just honest about my life. I don't lie. #
23:56 @infmom wow, my cats only like duck sauce, not soy sauce. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:00:36 GMT

11:45 @EBone Leesin here ye scurvey left coaster. Stay off my coast, our you'll be sucking seawater as we keel-haul ye! #
12:19 So last night I downloaded an episode of a show I was watching on TV on the Splurge, and synced them up. It was very meta. #
12:42 What be the weirdest thing I have bought with me Dubloons? This strange liquid from the Orient, for a matey. bit.ly/Lj5QX #
13:59 Does anyone know how to play all podcasts on a iPod Touch instead of it just playing one artists podcast then having me navigate to the next #
14:41 @appletoad from the podcast/videocast I heard about it. That's why I sent it to them. bit.ly/GJ5KP also nsfw. #
14:43 @EBone I have a sports diskman. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:00:39 GMT

11:36 @mattbuchanan Fosters, it's Australian for beer. I mean, those cans are huge for a reason. #
12:09 @blam As Chris Hardwick says, "Thank you Twitter, buck buck!". Thanks for the heads up on this Blam. #
12:12 @OMG_Ponies I offered to order you a LED nametag, but you apparently didn't want it. Green is this years red LED nametag. #
12:15 Anyone have any idea why people's Twiiter Avatars have gone to generic pastels? #
12:20 @Notsewfast luckily, I save all my avatars just in case. #
12:31 How many people have the phrase "If you sober up..." on their business cards?I love my new cards! twitpic.com/i6ec8 #
12:31 @consumerchris I hoped you saved yours.... #
14:52 @OMG_Ponies I'm guessing you weren't wearing short sleeves or showed him your ink. #
16:45 @sarah_haskins Twitter lost peoples avatars and backgrounds.I heard it only happened to really popular people, which explains it for you. #
17:09 @devonbowers @OMG_Ponies My SteveDave sense is tingling. Did someone call for a web(site) slinger? bit.ly/12TMJI #
18:47 Almost got in a accident cuz some broad doesn't know how a traffic circle works. #
20:56 @Tawnie He will crap rainbows, but there's some options I need to sort out first. #
21:01 @Distortedview Tim, I just got delivery conformation on an order from Bad Dragon sent to Ashtabula, OH. JIgooo #dvdaily #
21:01 @lorddrachenblut You have a picture of them in the bern? #dvdaily #
22:19 @blam does it show how to get yo Risa? #
22:45 @Distortedview Im only familiar w/ my own. I'll ask my Ex as she got around enough to see a lot of it. #
23:12 @infmom I had four at once when my Ash Lee had her litter.Talk about a handfull.I still have three in the house with me, if I don't kill em. #
23:27 @infmom There was no question. They were attached with small razor sharp claws to my leg. #
23:29 @infmom because the greatest threat to kittens are human ankles and toes. #
23:41 @carolzara ay-ya-ya-ya-yi Zordon, Carolzara is in trouble! #
23:42 @infmom pants climber or seam ripper? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:00:37 GMT

06:29 @lnorthrup I've done that more than once. Worse part was I ended up in Long Branch with a one hour layover in December & no heat. #
06:56 Come on, 35 minutes till someone from Consumerist is on BBC World News Today. #
07:28 @lnorthrup Is that like a Lord Stanley Cup? #
07:37 @consumerchris Awesome interview Chris! I wonder what happens when you try to take something like that on an airplane. #
07:44 @consumerchris Yeah, but you were gracious when that newcaster tried to interject her meaningless opinion. ;) #
07:48 @consumerchris We'll have to check that out on the instant replay! #
07:52 @consumerchris And I still want one of those things. Video Nametag FTW! #
09:01 Fan jerky still hasn't killed me, made me see things, or had me kneeling next to the Colbert. Which is good. ::knocks on wood:: #
12:03 @Hit106Matt How you doin Matt? #
12:21 If Barack Obama was weilding a lightsaber and riding a unicorn, would that unicorn be crapping rainbows? #
13:53 @wjrothman No, that wasn't Magic Johnson, it was Roger Murdock, the co-pilot. #
14:30 @infmom Yet another reason I love my "Mud room". It's a kitteh kwarenteen area! #
16:54 OK, this is just a starting point.What does everyone think I believe it's what Alex Jones sees when he closes his eyes. bit.ly/172TeD #
19:22 @EBone I think if the conductors were drunk, that could be interesting! #
19:23 @OMG_Ponies mine's older. I'll post pictures later. #
19:53 @rosagolijan I wish I had three inches of hair to spare. #
23:36 @Hit106Matt Actually, that was me doing Wendy Williams, and very badly. But good to hear youre doing ok, even with Meathead and Leggs there. #
23:39 @ctrlzee Is it like rifftrax? #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:00:55 GMT

06:32 @catastrophegirl You want to make a guest house just for shoes? #
06:33 @Hit106Matt Give me a liter of cola. #
06:36 @mattbuchanan Well it starts, sometime around midnight, or at least that's when you lose yourself for a minute or two. #
06:36 @92BuickLeSabre and kids LIKE putting banaynays in their mouths. #
08:06 OK, round fan and rectangular filters does not marry well. Masking tape to the rescue! #
11:32 @OMG_Ponies An iTouch like mine? #
11:34 @consumerchris Butterbeer better come in alcoholic variety is all I know. The Dumbledore Goat Petting Zoo might be weird though.... #
11:34 @OMG_Ponies Hey Ponies!, I found a spot your new sunglasses would FIT in. bit.ly/14k6h4 #
11:51 @Hit106Matt I think that gave me douchefrostbite. #
11:54 @consumerchris I hope my wand choosing at Olivanders doesn't end up like the trip to the bike store did in "Different Strokes" for Dudley. #
11:55 @consumerchris But seriously, I heard they are using "targeted audio" tech where you only hear things if you stand in a specific spot/area. #
11:58 @blam @OMG_Ponies Sweatpants made of bacon? Brilliant! #
12:52 @frucci Sex toys FOR males, or sex toys modeled on males? #
13:30 @infmom My kind of guy. I save ice packs from when we get horse meds. #
13:36 @infmom I understand. I would have bought a freezer JUST for icepacks were I in that situation. I'm a paranoid hoarder. #
13:44 @catastrophegirl Ahhh, I love the reaction you get when people think you don't know, and you start using lingo. #
13:55 @infmom Let's just say the show Hoarders wouldn't need masks and I have only one room for "storage" that is goat pathed. #
13:55 @catastrophegirl That would mean storing them and hoping there's no holes. Easier to keep them in freezer. IF I had a large supply. #
15:12 @catastrophegirl It very well could be. In South Africa, a carrier pigeon carried data faster than their internet. #
16:31 @OMG_Ponies Didn't she do that awhile ago? or was that a different relative? #
17:07 @lnorthrup Keep up the New Jersey bashing. We don't forget easily. #
18:29 @appletoad Don't know yet, #
18:31 Damn, got two duplicate woot! tees from the random shirt sale. Someone is getting two large shirts as a present this year. #
18:55 @appletoad Seems like it dried well. Some still need more drying, but here in NJ, it's pouring rain and I only taped the filters this morn. #
20:56 @EBone I'll tell you who I hate. Anyone who had a pony growing up. Except Manya. #
20:57 2.5 minutes till Glee!! #
21:06 @Hit106Matt So my old sticker, and the great music/memories it represent, are not valid anymore? #
21:26 Wow, Dakota Stanley from tonights Glee was the kid who Dr. Grant scared at the dig site in Jurassic Park. #
21:39 Come on Glee, we all know that car windshields are laminated glass, not plate glass. #
21:40 OK, the cheerleader outfits with the knee socks on Glee tonight are sweet. #
22:17 RT @Chrisstophere Write a tweet w/exactly 140 characters and include the word Twitterrific to activate Twoosh Extravaganza hidden preference #
22:57 @32ndnote I haven't had a chance to try it out much, but I like the one column of Twitterific. Would like landscape typing though. #
23:00 Nighters all. I'm all tuckered out. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:01:06 GMT

13:22 @blam Hey Brian, any thoughts on the OtterBox cases for the iPhone/iPod Touch? Otter has the armor series on sale for the 2g touch now. #
14:21 @EBone no solo for iPod Touch. #
14:30 @OMG_Ponies I could, but my left front pocket is filled with my wallet, my ringthing, and some flashdrives, along with my car keys. #
14:37 @OMG_Ponies But my right is:business card holder, 2 survivor flash drives,lucky coins, & my zippo.You have the pict of all my flash drives. #
14:41 Wow, you know that video you did when you were younger, and fear it goes online? It did. D'oh! bit.ly/42lVlU #
14:42 @92BuickLeSabre Well, I don't have an iPhone, and if I take her hand out of the freezer, it will start to smell. #
14:50 @92BuickLeSabre I still have those socks, BTW (3:25) #
15:15 @blam Ben over at Consumerist had some "SCAM" ones made up for them.Maybe you could see who he dealt with.They're nice: bit.ly/XWuX5 #
15:28 @OMG_Ponies I'm guessing he wants someone who can be trusted. #
15:54 @EBone @OMG_Ponies Besides, I need a case for when I go out exercising, so water/splashproof is needed, and my shorts have small pockets. #
15:55 @EBone remember to extend your symapthy due to the recent loss in his extended family! #
15:58 @EBone And if you can get molten salt tax breaks for people with hidden super fortresses, you'll find a new story on your house tonight. #
16:26 @infmom try looking on Lifehacker.com for panorama programs to stitch multiple Picts together. #
17:16 Going to store to pick up yogurt and air filters for jerky and then home to make jerky. Jerky. #
20:40 @EBone io9 featured a bar run by two guys and one looks like Picard and the other looks like Sisko. #
20:41 @SoftwareGoddess Wow, you're on Twitter? #
20:42 Makin Jerky now! Smells so good, I want to eat it raw. #
21:05 @appletoad yup. hope it works. #
21:12 @SoftwareGoddess who, me? Captain Oblivious to the rescue. #
22:40 @appletoad the one from the goodeats episode #
22:41 @EBone Excuse me? Can you at least see how much implants to replace #8&9 would be, before you go knocking teeth out like my Ex? #
23:37 I just rolled over to sleep and in the laptop light, saw the Blue Man Group spin art on my wall, and remembered the whole day we got it. :`( #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:00:53 GMT

00:49 I must agree with Kanye. This video was better than Taylor Swift's: bit.ly/EhFMY #
00:50 I must agree with Kanye. This video was better than Taylor Swift's: bit.ly/EhFMY #itslikeatanktop #
00:56 @rosagolijan Welcome Home by King Diamond? That makes me relax. #
07:12 @OMG_Ponies He interrupted me while peeing this morning to tell the world Beyonce pees better standing up than anyone else in all time. #
07:17 @SoftwareGoddess I've posted that on Gizmodo at least twice before.A tip for all:If "Single Ladies" is mentioned, that link will get posted. #
07:19 @EBone I dole out most into my little 7 day organizer, and the "good stuff" goes in little individual carriers w/each day written on it. #
07:20 @rosagolijan Bear in mind I don't get the amount of sleep I should. Perhaps that is why. #
07:40 @infmom Are we sure those photos weren't photochopped? #
07:42 @rosagolijan Hrmmmm, have you ever listened to "The Return of Bruno" album? I heard it's quite good. #
07:45 OK, after taking a lot of NSAID's and drenching my toe in DMSO, my bathroom smells and my toe feels somewhat better. Still pink and hot. #
09:25 I saw three vultures sunning themselves this morning on my fence. Is that an omen or a portent? #
09:30 I was shaving this morning, and Kayne took my razor and declared the technique Beyonce trims her mustache with is the best of all time. #
12:14 @Distortedview TIA? #
12:20 @92BuickLeSabre You should say that it's not a name, it's a symbol. #
12:35 Is buying a dinner bell to use as my door bell a little to "hick"? #
12:41 @92BuickLeSabre uhhh, non-hick? #
13:06 Gah! The new iPod showed up a day early. DARN DARN DARN DARN! #
13:52 @sarah_haskins Wii veterinary trainer is slightly worse: bit.ly/Nzjzy #
13:55 @Dilpickle1 I got a 16gb touch. Ain't nothing wrong with it. #
14:18 @consumerchris @meghann Stop making me choose between you two! It's just not fair. Both articles are great! #
14:29 @EBone That's what i was referring to. A "chuckwagon bell", so I can hear it if I am in the field. bit.ly/1Eyp9P #
15:12 @EBone Ask to see the Conan sword. He apparently keeps it in his office. Just don't wear your Thulsa costume. #
16:58 @OMG_Ponies How big was the tube? Were you using a grease gun? #
17:00 @blam I think it's a testament to how hard you work, and @mattbuchanan 's not understanding probably means something. What, I don't know. #
17:02 Off to beautiful Lakewood, NJ to pick up my new iPod Touch. HEHEHEHE. Next thing I need is an OtterBox for it. #
18:52 @infmom It's rare for me to own "new" tech. #
19:12 @infmom As do I. It's a refurb 2ndGen. @32ndnote Discount?!?! I'm happy anyway. $199. for a 16GB iPod Touch. #
19:14 @infmom I have a 1st gen Shuffle I got from my Ex, and a 1st Gen Nano I got from my boss after he replaced his kids. #
19:35 @infmom Has he tried RockBoxing the 1st Gen? #
19:47 @catastrophegirl Ashton Kutcher, no thanks. #
19:53 The new iPod's name is....."Splurge". #
20:44 @Distortedview Fine, I'll watch hoarders alone Tim. Don't expect to get any blankets from me tonite! #
20:46 @Distortedview BTW, your new avatar reminds me of TankGirl for some reason. #
21:15 My first tweet from "Splurge",my iPod touch! #
22:16 @lnorthrup Which one? Jake the dog hair kid? #
22:18 @32ndnote I will try it once she finally charges. #
22:24 OK, how do I quit apps? #
22:26 @lnorthrup Yay, I have someone to watch with. And you can't be as bad as me. #
22:27 OK, the asshole on Hoarders who said "How THESE people live" should be punched in the face. #
22:30 @blam Hit it, stroke it, lick it, what?!? I don't want to hurt it! #
22:31 I also learned that Splurge doesn't like my USB hub. She will now get her own USB port. #
22:33 @lnorthrup The mother for the other girl is getting on my nerves already. I have mowing lawn shoes as well. Scary. #
22:40 @lnorthrup OH NO. Kerrilea is laying down the law. #
22:42 UH-oh. KerriLea is going to break down soon. She's to the point she's shaking a little. #
22:46 @lnorthrup It's like my "storeroom". I keep the cats out because everything is stacked so delicately, that collapse is likely. #
22:49 @lnorthrup Ditto.Her statement about a clean room looking weird to her rang true with me.I watch this show and can pick out habits I have. #
22:53 @lnorthrup Eeep #
22:54 @lnorthrup I keep shoes until they "die".I just bought a new pair of slippers to replace my pair that is only together thanks to hot glue. #
22:58 Geoff needs to support more and stop trying to sneak stuff. But I understand he's hit a breaking point. #
23:45 @catastrophegirl If you saw these slippers, and the holes they have, and the industrial strength hi temp hot glue, you'd agree they're dead. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:00:43 GMT

00:06 @infmom That's a great name. #
00:15 @blam My Dad's friend once called someone during a live press conference that was on CNN. Even with the delay, it was hilarious. #
00:15 @infmom Oh, since if was capitalized, I though his name was "Really Cute". #
00:20 @catastrophegirl You don't use Xmarks? #
00:37 @blam My old Nissan Stanza did the same thing. You could bounce n the car, no alarm. Thunder? THEN it would go off. #
00:38 @catastrophegirl Xmarks restores across browsers/computers AND lets you access your bookmarks online. #
01:53 OK, that's it for me for tonight. Kittehs are bugging me to be fed. Eyelids bugging me to close. #
09:03 @OMG_Ponies Yeah, hearing that interview back when it first aired made me tune in. #
09:06 Meet The Spartans was corrupted, so I'm watching Freddy Got Fingered. #
09:13 OK, right big toe is stiff and achy. This does not bode well. Been over three years since my gout has attacked. #
09:20 @OMG_Ponies BTW, Gless is available on Hulu. #
09:22 @EBone Trust me, I'd take ANY of those over gout. #
09:41 @OMG_Ponies I believe you are confusing a goiter with gout.Gout is a inflammation caused by uric acid crystals. #
09:57 @OMG_Ponies Uric acid is found in organ meats, shellfish, and a byproduct of DNA/RNA breaking down. #
10:03 @OMG_Ponies About as rough as my cats do. BTW, I watched them making Les Paul's last night. #
10:04 @EBone Organ meats and shellfish, but can also be natural from the normal breakdown of DNA/RNA. Alcohol also causes the crystals to form.. #
10:07 @OMG_Ponies No, watching "Some Assembly Required" last night. They also visited New Balance. #
10:09 @EBone I drink a lot of water. Sometimes stress or an hitting the joint can cause it to act up. When I broke my leg, I had a huge attack. #
10:20 @OMG_Ponies Ginger? #
10:49 They have a cave troll. #
11:01 @JohnPoveromo I was confused. I'm supposed to fan Woddy to get a free burger. bit.ly/19BEcC #
11:02 @JohnPoveromo I still fanned you though. On facebook. Not with an actual fan. It's not hot enough anymore for that. #
11:58 @consumerchris Should I be happy I use both Adblock AND NoScript? #nytimes #
12:16 @OMG_Ponies I love that color on your walls. #
12:42 @Distortedview Man in FL demands to drink beer he shoplifted before arrest. bit.ly/EXaW6 #dvdaily #
12:44 Man in FL shoplifts 3lbs of bacon down pants. bit.ly/h4ImI #dvdaily #
12:48 @consumerchris @lnorthrup Man demands to drink beer he shoplifted before being arrested in FL. bit.ly/EXaW6 #
13:22 Two days till my new iPod, and I'm wishing I sent it to work instead of home. #
14:03 @infmom Can't you just clone the drive and/or install it on another drive and use the Win2k drive as a slave? #
14:03 @OMG_Ponies Bag Balm is the best thing in the world. Good for the kittehs as well. #
14:04 @infmom I mean clone the whole drive to another HDD using ultimate boot CD. That's how I cloned my failing Mac harddrive. #
14:08 This cop just had a suspect dump a hooker on the highway, and the cop didn't mention it when calling it into dispatch that she was there. #
14:11 @infmom That's what thinking outside the socks makes you think if. #
14:19 @OMG_Ponies Stay with me Ponies! We have to sing "That Loving Feeling" to Kelly McGillis! #
14:24 @infmom Is this a good deal for 1lb of thread? bit.ly/10pdtt #
14:38 If you're wearing a Jack Daniels shirt, don't drink and drive and then hit and run. #
14:41 @consumerchris The guy ditched the car after hitting two spike strips and dumped some weed out the window while evading. #
14:55 @OMG_Ponies Even a broken clock works twice a day. #
15:28 @infmom OD goes with many things, and I tend to sew things OTHER than clothes, like carrying harnesses for my LEGO "toolboxes". #
15:32 @infmom I wish I could help you, give you one of the 40+ HDD's I have or let you use my SATA/IDE to USB converter: bit.ly/UK4Dp #
20:37 I finished painting the case and transferring my existing PC into the Nuclear Box. Extra fan should keep it cool. bit.ly/2129IF #
20:51 @Tawnie Took me 6 months to finally finish painting it & I managed to get blue fibers into the clear coat, while nothing blue was around. #
20:52 @Tawnie The WOPR mod looks promising. #
22:26 OK, this weeks drugs are all sorted. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:00:29 GMT

00:11 @infmom I am the cock of the walk. #
00:15 @Distortedview Divorce - why your parents stopped loving you! #
00:16 OK, nighters all. #
00:22 @asian_angel I pay for unlimited bandwidth, so I might as well get credit. #
09:35 @OMG_Ponies could be worse. Could feel like the Emperor after he encountered Mace. #
09:51 OK, it took my iPod less than a day to make it from China to Newark, NJ. It will now take 5 days to make it from there to 100 miles south. #
10:30 Had a dream about my Ex last night that involved my cell phone having the ability to video call with other cellphones. Weird. #
10:39 @JohnPoveromo If a half million people become your fans on Facebook by Sept 30th, do we get a free TGIFridays Hamburger? #
11:04 @catastrophegirl It doesn't? #
12:00 OK, I made some shorter versions of the gifs I made last night. bit.ly/e5h9j #
12:04 I will buy a snuggie if they can promise me I will be this happy: bit.ly/7EByl #
12:24 @appletoad Will I be "raising the roof"? @scratic Neither is my Aussie. #
12:25 Ahhh, listening to the high school band warm up across the street makes me want to watch Drumline again. #itslikeatanktop #
13:42 Anyone have any recommendations for movies for me to "netflix" for tonight? #
13:48 @infmom You can beat the remake, though. And Keanu SHOULD be beat. #
13:53 Making pepper infused olive oil for popcorn. Yumma! #
13:55 @mike_hill_ns why would I want to trade my infused olive oil and what predictions do people make about MY infused oil? #
13:56 @infmom Sucking rocks is WAY more enjoyable than that movie was. It can also sate thirst if you are ever stranded in the wilderness. #
13:57 @infmom Have you tried sleeping on a laptop? Besides, if no bed, where would the cat sleep? #
14:04 @infmom Isn't that what the iPhone os for? #
14:11 @infmom I have, in an Apple store. I'll hopefully be tweeting from my iPod Touch soon. I need to buy an OtterBox for it though. #
14:17 @OMG_Ponies Maybe Jenny is on her smoke break, or helping Timmy call the Sheriff to report a wild animal. #
14:18 @Distortedview Hey Tim, any chance I could FINALLY get a bumpersticker or two? #
14:19 @infmom I heard 5 out of 4 schizophrenics don't like that feature #
15:34 @Distortedview Once, when I worked in a supermarket, we made a lobster and crab fight.We ended up killing the lobster by accident poking it. #
21:29 @infmom Remember left to righ up to down is the way to clean a room. #
21:29 @lnorthrup They can't be. That would mean they weren't making fun/talking about me, which is impossible. #
22:18 @lnorthrup Laura, I sent in a tip about Project Impact on the 9th. #
22:28 @JohnPoveromo Maybe I'm confusing you with a commercial I saw. #
23:41 @Distortedview The Slap Rap? I have that on my iPod. I was singing it while shopping one day when I saw a SlapChop on the store shelf. #
23:50 @GitEmSteveDave OMG Tim, I just saw a Miracle Whip commercial. They ARE annoying. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:00:54 GMT

09:04 @Distortedview Tim, check the show email for an email from me I just sent. I expect a videocast when you receive it! #dvdaily #
11:47 My new LED nametag came in. It's green! #
21:42 @blam It's the hat. Twitter followers dig the hat. #
21:44 @Distortedview Sounds like someone is putting THEIR issues on you. I love you just the way you are Timmy. #
21:50 Dear Sweet Jebus Pimped by Xzihibit, the Cheerleaders on Glee are like totally making it hard to use my laptop. #
21:51 @infmom Come to Jersey. By the time you get here, the Farmer stand down the road should be open and stuff will be thawed. #
21:51 @Distortedview BTW Tim, did you get that email I sent you?? Just let me know or I'll resend it. #
22:08 @Distortedview Yup. I want a FREE side videocast for it, since I can't seem to sign up for a sideshow membership. #dvdaily #
22:10 @Distortedview Is it ALL lipsync? Some seems like it's authentic. #
22:10 @infmom You gave up on Moo? #
22:16 @Distortedview I liked Golddigger, but didn't like the Salt N Peppa tune that much. It's only the second episode though! #
22:25 @Distortedview I like the random funny lines/cuts, like the gag reflex line, and the driving lesson clip. #
22:32 @infmom Can you explain your bumper sticker to me? Your world is confusing and frightening to me, as I was only recently thawed out. #
22:39 @OpieRadio Just remember he DID get run over by a car walking one night. Just flash some high beams at him. #
22:47 @OMG_Ponies Love the detail on the scenery. #
23:05 @Distortedview Sort of. I was making beef jerky while it was on. #
23:28 OK, all my followers and everyone else, what do you think of my newest Animated Gif? bit.ly/2YfXl more here: bit.ly/e5h9j #
23:46 OK, Here is the one inspired by @Distortedview bit.ly/FhnPq No Whammy's though. More at bit.ly/e5h9j #
23:51 @infmom Will it get me chicks? #
23:59 @uliahopkins3 Making animated gifs? I hate Google then #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 04:21:40 GMT

01:11 Random shirts on shirt.woot! #itslikeatanktop #
01:18 @carolzara Anna Faris was the only good part of that movie. #
01:18 @jeeram So it's not like a tank top? #itslikeatanktop #
01:28 President Obama later realized choosing "Smells-Like-Pole-Cat" as the representative of his tribe was a bad idea. twitpic.com/gtgus #
01:33 Sadly, it's more like a hat, than #itslikeatanktop twitpic.com/gtgus #
01:35 Do you smell that? That's GOTTA be a #7! twitpic.com/gtgus #dvdaily #
09:36 Huck was partially skunked last night. Luckily, I'm one of those freaks who doesn't mind the smell of skunk. #
10:04 @lnorthrup You're leader of the weak this week, but what about next week? #
10:17 @lnorthrup Please ban me on Consumerist today before I post any more wacky comments! #
12:19 This is how feel/am treated somedays: bit.ly/V4Ts5 #
12:23 @Tawnie That doesn't put teeth in my mouth. Just the occasional tongue. #
20:35 @EBone George Carlin is dead. #
21:01 @EBone Wasn't he and Ringo both the narrator for Thomas? #
21:01 @Distortedview Tim, I'm taking bets on how many of those 75 are living, how many are frozen, and how many are mummified. #
21:13 Why is it whenever I hear the word "Cobra", I feel the urge to yell it like Cobra Commander? #
21:45 @Distortedview I vote 50 live ones, and 20 in the freezer, and 5 unaccounted for. #dvhoarders #hoarders #
21:48 @briandgregory DESTRRRRRRRO, Retreat! #
21:54 @Distortedview What kind of vaccuum TIm? Make sure to buy replacement parts now, just in case they stop making that model. Trust me. #
22:00 @Distortedview Is that Roy Killer War's brother? #
22:01 @Distortedview I see bones Tim, you're winning already! #dvhoarders #
22:04 @Distortedview AND HE'S A GAY! I wonder if he has any tips on Crystal Meth. #
22:17 @Distortedview Uh-oh drunken alky Dad doesn't trust the people out to help Jake Drama War. #
22:33 Jake's about to hit break down point! He's gonna blow! #dvhoarders #
22:34 @JohnPoveromo Or when you add the word "The" to things, like "The Gout" or "The Google". #
22:45 @lnorthrup So which characters are which characters? #
22:47 @Distortedview 11 dead cats so far Tim. #
22:50 @Distortedview 36 dead Tim. You came closest without going over the actual amount! #dvdaily #dvhoarders #
22:57 @Distortedview And your prize is: 500 empty Corbort Canyon wine bottles! #
23:03 @Distortedview I wanted more scenes of Drunk Dad passed out on the lawn. #

Stray SteveDave Thoughts

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:04:02 GMT

10:21 OK, I don't mind feet, but this is a little overboard. bit.ly/CTWA4 #
10:25 I'm watching clips of John And Kate plus 8, and I think Jon has the "One Thousand Yard Stare". #
10:29 If you want to survive, you must get a hold of Myke Hawke. bit.ly/BfGqw #
10:33 @carolzara Can we still think about you? And just so you know, I'm a male lesbian. I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.\ #
10:35 Is anyone else really psyched about the release of the live action Rainbow Brite movie? bit.ly/14G9YA #
10:39 More Miley, less Manders #itslikeatanktop #
10:40 Less Manders, more Myke Hawke! #itslikeatanktop #
11:17 RT @jesusdiaz: This is so fucking good: bit.ly/avZtk @fizzledout #fizzledout #
11:19 @jesusdiaz Let me google that for ya! bit.ly/NcVC4 342 Manhattan Ave Brooklyn, NY 11211-2404 (718) 388-4144 #
11:37 @jesusdiaz Maybe they could provide some refreshments for the gallery? #
12:54 @carolzara Ewww. Megan Fox has toe thumbs. #
16:10 I just saw a man on a bike riding down the highway with 3 parrots. #
21:57 @bucho54 I was driving 50mph in the other direction, and the highway had a median. #
21:58 @OMG_Ponies We try. We heard you were trapped in the Verizon store, and thankful you have an iPhone to order some Papa Johns. #
22:08 @EBone Didn't they already have that show? Or maybe I'm confusing that with EVERY OTHER one of their shows. #
22:13 @EBone There's a joke there about Michael Vick and the Dog Whisperer, but I'm not touching it #
22:16 @blam Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't they offer to pay them more than they would make killing the dolphins, and they said no? #
22:39 I finally found the commercial where "By the GRACE of God" a lady misses seeing her husband being killed: bit.ly/jhB73 #
22:40 I would think "Grace" would be him NOT dying, not just you missing it. Wow. #
22:42 How is a family of three "tested" when one of the parents dies, and of the two left, one is a baby? bit.ly/Jcpb6 #
22:49 @infmom that's a little bit of a stretch, but OK. #
22:50 @infmom DID YOU KNOW, the flags are flown at half staff in the opening due to President Kennedy's assassination? #
23:07 @catastrophegirl mayo. #
23:09 Andy Griffith has been endorsing Viagra, so I think I should look into it #itslikeatanktop #
23:11 I'm wearing my "When Asteroids Strike" woot! tee-shirt. #itslikeatanktop #
23:14 Does anyone think Michael Cera is a poor mans Jesse Eisenberg? #itslikeatanktop #
23:18 There's something I'd like to throwdown...These two down a well. bit.ly/UohmW #itslikeatanktop #
23:27 @infmom What? Can you speak up? #
23:39 @catastrophegirl Infidel! Fine, Old Bay? #