Why did I do that. I just ensured that it is going to be a hellish day. I should get my coffee now while I have a chance so I don't just stare longingly at the clock as I watch it tick away till the cafe closes and then I'd have to get my coffee at lunch. But they never have French Vanilla then. Only MBNA blend, hazelnut, and ::shudders:: Decaf. OK, I think I'm gonna call for cover and then get my coffee and come back and finish this entry.

OH GOD. That hits the spot. Sometimes, in the mist that hovers across the brown placid surface of this liquid ambrosia, I can actually communicate with the caffeine gods and they share their wisdom with me. They are an old and wise people, who through their generosity, have bestowed upon our planet the gift of Coffee and Coffee-based products. I have a theory that there are many things in this universe that are specific to one planet. And on others, it's missing, yet they yearn it. So while we have coffee, no other planet does. So Aliens come here just to get coffee. That's why they are usually spotted near rural roads. Cuz who else but truck stops make real strong coffee? And on some distant planet, they have our "missing link".

**Breaking News** There has been another colossal Blonde Moment. Stay tuned for more details. --End