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3rd-Aug-2005 09:07 am - Been awhile...
Mythbusters
Wow, it has been awhile since I updated my "blog". Not much has been goin on. Got my new phone and I am warming up to it. If I had two things to change about it, one would be the dumbass storage system for names and numbers. EVERY number or email has it's own entry. so for lets say my boss, there are three entries. One for his cell, one for his desk, and one for his email. Now my kyocera had them all under one heading and it was cleaner. I'm thinking I should just list everything as it is i.e. Kari (cell) and Kari (home) instead of under kari. Also, as a result of the system, the voice dialing is weird. I'm used to programming the name in, but this make you say the name and it chooses for you what it thinks you said. Two is the key lock. I like an auto key lock where it locks the pad when you don't use it. The phone has side buttons for the camera and you can activate it if it isn't locked and drain you battery faster than anything. The battery is pretty good on this. But I wish it was solar powered, like old People.

Yes, old people are solar powered. Well, they don't get their energy from the sun, but the sun provides the energy to keep celluar fission going inside their reactors. You see, fission requires heat, and the sun provides the energy for them to keep up the heat they lose thru fission. I know what you are thinking. What the hell is this guy taking, but I think the facts bear out my theory.

#1. Old people are up at the crack of dawn, and you almost never see them out past sundown. Coincidence?

#2. Middle of summer and they are wearing ten layers of clothes and still complain it's cold. Why? The clothes serve two purposes. First it keeps as much heat as it can inside, like insulation. Two is that it shields us from the radiation they throw off.

#3. Did you ever get behind some of them driving and they don't move, what do you do? You turn your headlights on. That provides a boost of energy to them, and they start to move faster. It's true, try it yourself. If you can't find old people, just drive to silverton/ toms river. You'll find them quick(or should I say slow).

#4. Look at the sunglasses some of them wear. They remind me of the goggles they wear when dealing with welding or other bright sources. Like the sun. See, they need to check the posisiton of the sun every so often to know how long they have till their power source disappears.

But then again, it's just a theory. I could be wrong. I wanna know what you think. Call me at this journal.

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