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Or: What the hell is on the mind of that JerseyCam guy?
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Or Madam or anything female related when I call on the will be on my list. Seriously, I will find out where their call center is, no matter where on this Earth, and i will find these people and slap them. Yes, it is a threat!!!! Why is it when I call up places they insist on calling me ma'am or miss? I am 27 years old and a man. I think I have a deep voice. or at least semi deep. When I was a kid I could understand, but Now? I would say it is an isolated incident, but it always happens. What's worse is when it happens after I have given them information telling them I am a man.
EXAMPLE:
Me: Thank you for calling Norkus Foodtown of Fischer Blvd, This is John speaking, how may I help you?
Old person:Yeah dear, can you tell me if you have Depends?
Another Old person: How you doin there honey, do you carry salt free products?

Bank Customer Service person from India after I have given all my personal info: And who am I speaking to?
Me: John A. Morello
Habib: OK miss, I have your balance as 78 dollars.

Person taking my order after telling them my address and name: Alright, just to confirm, I have you ordering Wolverine Mens steel toe shoes at mens size 11, is that correct Ma'am?

People who know me, is my voice really that high? I know I can't sing high notes, so I don't think it's high enough to confuse me with a woman? I don't know. Let me know what you think.
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