The Tao of Jersey

Or: What the hell is on the mind of that JerseyCam guy?

Recent Thoughts

8th-Nov-2005 08:43 am - Catching up

Hello all,

I know I left everyone hanging with my last post, but I was very tired as I still am, and did not have the strength to finish a long entry. While I am still about 15 minutes away from my coffee and cornflake muffin, I will attempt to update everyone.

Friday I arrived home and my baby was waiting with a hug for me, which I enjoy very much. We went to drive her brother to her grandmothers house, and I was willing to put myself into a coma but letting Joey drive the car I was in. But alas, idiot that he is, he forgot his permit. So we ended up driving him to her grandmothers, and leaving her car there, which she picked up the next afternoon after she got her cell phone. I told Kari that I had blown a fuse, so she went into my trunk, and found a dozen roses for her. We went to Shoprite for rabbit food for her, and we made a pit stop at RiteAid to see if they had a certain product we have been meaning to try out. It's a vibrating ring your wear that is supposed to #1 squeeze the main vein in the penis to make you last a little longer and #2 stimulate the clitoris with this little sillycone nub. Kari seemed to enjoy it, so we might have to go up to a "professional" model. Not that I am inadequate in bed. HELL NO. But if it makes Kari a little more satisfied in the bed, then I will try it. I made burgers with Taylor ham, and they were pretty good. After our romp, we passed out.

Saturday, I woke up cuddling. I dragged Kari out of bed and we took our shower. After coffee, we went to Harbor Freight and then tried to find a Verizon store. Unfortunately, the one I knew about had closed. So we went searching and found one still close to where we were. Kari was getting moody as her blood sugar dropped, so I thought it wise to feed her, and soon, for fear that she might just start gnawing on pieces of my flesh. We went to Quiznos and she was finally sated. I dropped her off at her grandmothers, and took off to get my haircut. After that, I went home to wrap her totally awesome present, and we opened it together, and I think she liked it. We sat around till it was feeding time and fed the horsies. I fooled Kari into thinking we weren't going to Johnny Carinos, and we went. Afterwards, we were stuffed, so any plans of an amorous encounter were extinguished. We fell asleep minus a huckle-puppy on the bed.

Sunday we woke up, made the bedsprings squeak, and went out and did our things in the barn. Kari did her stuff, I helped when she asked, and also did some repairs. Her brother showed up early and I made chili dogs with cheese and chili for lunch. After a inwardly tearful goodbye, she left and I did my thing around the farm till it was time to pass out.

OK, so that was my weekend. !!!WARNING!!!Next weekend will be spent at Rowan !!!WARNING!!! making a delicious beef stew. Accenting it's delicate use of chuck beef and savory vegetables, I plan on making dumplings which will incorporate just the right amount of succulent juices to make them amazing. I also have an idea about buttermilk cornmeal biscuits, but that is still up in the air. Desert will more than likely be comprised of Skillet baked apples. I hope that everyone likes it. OK, I really need coffee for the brain to work correctly. Have a good one.

Topics:joey, kari, rowan, sex
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